Mischeif

[mischief-offical]

*picks up bannana phone* Yellow? Nah im just kidding but here it is, your soon to be favorite offical. Step right up! I like to adopt so be warned. And dont forget to like subscribe and hit that bell name: mischief Likes: mischief Causes: mischief is: mischief

OOC: pronouns: he/him name: mars no nsfw pls!!

tags! (sorry in advance)

@satan-offical @laciffo-natas @spotify-official @spiderman-offical @doomed-yuri-offical @temu-offical @grim-reaper-offical @mars-offical @evilducks-offical @arson-offical @cia-offical @homosexuality-offical @king-of-oreo @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

[satan-offical]

I'm currently rangling 8 children from the ages of 3-11 and they've all decided to REVLOT AGAINST ME IN TAG. HELP ME

[mischief-offical]

wrangling*

[spotify-offical]

the yaoi

it calls me

[hallucinations-offical]

Who would like some s̸̻̤̦̜̺̈̓w̴̨̹͉̠̙͛͊̌̾̈̓̃̉ê̴͙̤̰̣̦̎e̵̢̡̜̼͇͚͓͙̼͔̖̞̜̎̓͆̓́̈̌̋͝t̷̠̪̟̣̼̳̒͌̃̓͂ d̴̨̨̛͙̜̙̬̫̜̬̺̖̻̠͔̎̒͗̅̏̏̍̎̅̾͆̆̌̈́̈́̍̃̕͠͠͝͝ͅř̴̨̢̡̮̟̺͕̰͍͖͎͙̮̳̩̻̥̺̦͔͖̱̤̲͉̠̺̉̿̒͋̐̈́̀͘͝ͅͅͅͅȩ̷̡̢̛͈̥̙͓̝̞̝̹̥͙̜̪͎̺̖͈̮̤͔̹͔̩͉̩̱̠̣̗̹̻̓̿̿̾̉́͌̆̅͐̃̐̐̀̈͂̑̇̀͌̅̽̉͗͛̎̈́̕̚͘͜͝ͅá̶̡̡̨̨̡̺̦̭̣͉͇̮͖̬̰̗̮̠͕̰̲͚̺͍̦̜̘̒̂̈͜ͅͅm̵̻̩̻̰͍̘̰̤̬͓̑́̃̐̇͑͌̈́̆̍̒́̂͋̑̊͆̀̈̑̂́̒̉͛̓̚̕̕̚͠͝͝͝s̶̟̯̺͚̹̖̻͔̩̔́͌̈̀́͊̅̑̋͌̆͗͋̂͆̀̽͗̀̀̊̆͐̈́̆̿̒̽̓̄̃̅̕͘͜͠͠ tonight?

[mischief-offical]

nay child. I would like not sweet dreams. Yet very mischievous ones

[paranoia-offical]

Contrary to popular belief, kicking children is NOT in.

[villain-offical]

Maybe if you're fucking lame #kickingchildren2026

[mischief-offical]

Dont stop at just children, kick adults too

#kickingchildrenANDadults2026

[triscuits-official]

[classical-necromancer]

@satan-offical can I adopt you

[mischief-offical]

come on Satan you gotta

[satan-offical]

Baa :3

[mischief-offical]

Have you any wool my friend

[satan-offical]

what are your followers called? Are they called sinners or something or are they like “imps”? Sorry if this is weird I’m just really curious and think it’s an interesting topic

My followers are called chat

Isn't that right chat

[mischief-offical]

no

[star-crossedloverboy-official]

WHY THE FUCK DID I JUST GET A NOTICATION SAYING COSTA RICA OFFICIAL REBLOGGED SOMETHING

[mischief-offical]

stop being so costaricaphobic bro

[star-crossedloverboy-official]

WTF IS HAPPENING

[mischief-offical]

better question is what the fuck isnt happening

[star-crossedloverboy-official]

WHY THE FUCK DID I JUST GET A NOTICATION SAYING COSTA RICA OFFICIAL REBLOGGED SOMETHING

[mischief-offical]

stop being so costaricaphobic bro

[mischief-offical]

AYYYYYYY HOT POTATO

(Thats how the macarena goes, right?)

[hartleys-jelly-cubes-offical]

Erm i have never done this before so here is some jelly

thanks for your service

[gaslight-offical]

Not a single soul even eats jelly anymore, fellow offical.

[kissed-a-woman-offical]

OH MY GOD MY MOM MAKES LIKE 20 THINGS OF JELLO EVERY SUNDAY LIKE SHES CONDUCTING THESE INSANE TESTS

[gaslight-offical]

She's probably trying to see what caused the jelly industry to collapse so suddenly.

[mischief-offical]

I eat jello

[no-one-offical]

I am

[mischief-offical]

are not

[mischief-offical]

*sings FNAF songs loudly to annoy the not queer not nerdy kids*

[mischief-offical]

*makes your dash light mode*

[do-not-u-dare]

I love tumblr because it’s the only place you can scream “STOP SENDING SATAN HATE SHE’S A MINOR” and no one will bat an eye. Say it irl and you will be stared at.