Larian - So we have this slutty white haired man...
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Larian - So we have this slutty white haired man...
Can't you feel it? The venom that gently runs through your veins, giggling and hanging limp in the arms of your drider partner, fingers tangling in their long, long hair, smiling as they sting silk under your knees and around your elbows, giving you support as they weave ropes of silk across your body.
Your body goes fully limp and weightless as they secure the last line of delicate gossamer thread, the silvery lines making a beautiful pattern across your body as they adjust themselves on their web, the first time the two of you had managed to get the time to really dedicate yourselves to making each other feel good. cradling their face as the multitude of eyes look down at you, thumbs gently rubbing their cheeks as you pull them into a kiss.
Watching as they stretch their body across the lines of their web, long limbs casting shadows across you as their human arms grab thicker slik lines, the both of you shaking with the anticipation as you finally feel more than just fingers sinking into you, mouth going slack as they manage to get half of their length inside you before having to stop themselves.
You're so much smaller than them and others of their kind, and it's just so warm inside you, a sound like a hiss leaves them as they begin to move, it's all so new this motion and act, but gods, does it feel good as they soon succumb to the sensations, looking down at you bound in their web just as lost in the sensation of them inside you and the rush of their venom in your body, making you pliant and able to comfortably take this much of them inside of you.
*looks at dagur* holy crap! A guy i relate to on a deep and personal level I can barely explain!
A little disappointed Dagur didn't wind up training and riding the skrill it would have been PERFECT
accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you
That’s Not Alarming At All...
Dagur: *spins around in a chair ominously* I've been expecting y-
Dagur: *chair continues to spin* shit
Dagur: *tries to grab at something near to stop spinning* sHIT
Dagur: *falls off the chair* SHIT
All About That Bass was on the radio so I resurrected this meme in like, four minutes tops. If you have any complaints direct them to Dave bc he got me into this ship despite my little free time.
Dagur: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Dagur repeatedly calling himself "daddy" and referring to others as "baby" has me feeling all kinds of ways...
Like ''tell daddy Dagur'' and ''work for me baby, work for daddy'' sir pls
Nice to see you around again
Thanks! It's good to see you too! It's been too long.
Mala & Dagur just continuing to hate each other would have been so much funnier, in my opinion, than whatever the fuck they did to try to make Dagur look like he wasn’t queer coded.
Dagur: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Ruffnut:
Ruffnut: I like you.
Dagur, Entering Viggo's room: Ryker did it again. Viggo: Peace disturbance? Dagur: What no- Viggo: Arson..? Dagur: NO, ODIN'S GHOST, HOW MANY- Viggo: uh....Attempted murder? Dagur: NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
Hiccup: We need your help
Dagur: Great! Who are we killing?
Astrid: That's not-
Dagur: *pulling out a knife* I don't do kids. That's a rule. But the rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick
What's with all the pre redemption Dagur fanfics, where's the dorky semi insane post redemption Dagur, whos actively making efforts to fix toxic behavior and become a better person.
Dagur wasn't a good person, he wasn't born good, he made the decision to become better. In all honesty he probably had the most character development in rtte.
I'm super proud of him, harmful behavior is difficult to overcome or even address, and I think post redemption Dagur doesn't get nearly enough recognition
It just keeps happening