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How to Train Your Dragon incorrect quotes She/Her

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Hiccup: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Ruffnut: Tuffnut, probably.

Tuffnut: Yeah, that seems fair.

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Snotlout: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Tuffnut: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Snotlout: Yes.

Tuffnut: I'd sleep.

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Astrid: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves?

Ruffnut: We have a person who does that for us.

Astrid: Yeah, ME.

Tuffnut: We’re glad you agree.

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Heather: What’s the status up here?

Snoutlout: Fucked up, about to die, Fishlegs’s a nerd. The usual.

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Ruffnut & Tuffnut: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*

Ruffnut: We need an adult!

Tuffnut: Ruffnut, we are adults!

Ruffnut: We need an adultier adult! Get Hiccup!

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Ruffnut: Hey!

Tuffnut: What do you want?

Ruffnut: Remember what we were talking about yesterday?

Tuffnut: Nope.

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Tuffnut: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Stoick’s phone number just by choosing random numbers.

Hiccup: And?

Tuffnut: And he blocked me, but I still did it.

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Hiccup: Did you have to stab them?

Dagur: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Hiccup: What did they say?

Dagur: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Hiccup: …

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Spitelout: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

Snotlout: …

Snoutlout: YEAH!!

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Ruffnut: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.

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Tuffnut, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Ruffnut, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Snotlout: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Tuffnut: Playing systemic oppression.

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Tuffnut: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack.

Ruffnut: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.

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Ruffnut: I could kill you if I wanted.

Tuffnut: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dragon. So could a dedicated chicken. Heck, even a strong breeze could if it was really breezey and like, strong. You aren't special.

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Tuffnut: Sweet dragon you got there.

Police: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dragon.

Tuffnut: Still training huh?

Police: What do you mean?

Tuffnut:

Tuffnut: Never mind.

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Tuffnut: There is no i in happyness…

Heather: …

Heather: There is if you spell it right.

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Astrid: Hey Ruff, Tuff, can I speak to you guys for a minute? In private.

The Twins: Ooh, someone's in trouble.

Tuffnut: It's us.

Ruffnut: I don't know why we did that.

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Hiccup: Sorry I’m late, everyone! I broke down on the way.

Fishlegs: Oh no! Is your wheelbarrow okay?

Hiccup: …what wheelbarrow?