Busy Days and Crazy Times

I like my cat and drawings but I'm too tired to love them because I spend my days lifting old people out of wheelchairs and changing adult diapers. -Sedona

[childhoodruiner]

[ruinedchildhood]

Incredibles 2 (2018)

[panickedscorpio-deactivated2022]

These movies continue to be super real

[anybodyandsomebody]

I feel you, Bob.

[eatmorebikes]

[nefertiris]

favorite disney movies ≡ #6: atlantis: the lost empire, 2001.

we are not thriving. true, our people live, but our culture is dying. we are like a stone the ocean beats against. with each passing year a little more of us is worn away.

[sinages-deactivated20150804]

[lavender-lily]

I was a little late to the Hozier party. I mean I loved Take Me To Church and I laughed at the dark forest prince memes and I even reblogged them, but I figured it was all kind of a tumblr exaggeration.

Then I listened to his album, wherein he sings about:

decomposing in a field with his love and getting eaten by foxes

being dug out of the dirt by his love, who he implores to kiss him “like real people do”, implying that neither of them are real people

observing the world as an outsider (“happy to lie back, watch it burn and rust; we tried the world, good god it wasn’t for us”)

rising from his grave to crawl home to his love

“the bog man”

and I realized, no, he’s just Like That.

[turquoisetigress]

are you telling me all of those are real songs and not just aesthetics tumblr made up

[lavender-lily]

Listen, I didn’t believe it either, but that’s absolutely what I’m telling you.

[over-sleep]

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

[drdaanvondutch]

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

[carrotsforferrets-deactivated20]

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

[undoherdamage]

@mynameiseyyyyyy

[bunjywunjy]

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

[cacklebarnacle]

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

[kedreeva]

I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

every time i take a selfie

[hungwy]

hate that gif where they make they give the flower a sensual handjob

[sunflowersolace]

Nic you can’t just say this and not give us the gif

[hungwy]

[jaycethepancake]

We have those around here! Idk what they’re called but I always squeeze one when I see it.

[hungwy]

please dont jack off flowers

[snaperoni]

Will this be taken OFF of Tumblr now too???

[guy]

[theoreocat]

[theoreocat]

How we brush the fluff

[memepants]

[guantanamo-bae]

Yote

[foodchewer]

i put the hot in photo

[dyke-city]

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”

[iverbz]

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

[dipsetflag-deactivated20141026]

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

[iverbz]

[theseancequeen]

Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.

Two things I learned.

One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.

Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.

However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.

[stephrc79]

didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

[johnemulaney]

AND NOW IVE THROWN HIM OFF HIS RHYTHM

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

[moth-unit-00]

This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there

[queen-of-dirt]

Damn you’re right

[curiooftheheart]

This is so cursed I swear I lost five years of life

[skajador]

[paddys-fuckaround-club]

i’m not sure if anyones posted this yet but pls…if you haven’t watched sunny at least watch this scene

[t-r-a-n-q-u-i-l-i-z-e]

Thank you, now I have to watch this show. This was fucking gold.