Hi!

28.MN. Fat Black NB Femme.

[texasbama]

Our Black Disney Princesses 🩵🩵🩵

[panthergoddessbast]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSH

EVERYONE SHUT TF UP! 🥹

[molombo]

Have you ever wondered where all the fantasy worlds based on African and Black mythology are?

Well, today is your lucky day.

Check out ZAIROO - The First Pan-African Steampunk Fantasy

made by a Global Team with love

all art is from the gamebook, we dont use ai

Our game includes:

100 creatures and beings from across African and Black mythology (the first in history to do this)

Custom character creation

13 heroes to play or have as companions

13 creeds

12 kin

5 kingdoms and 2 regions representing the diverse cultures under the Pan‑African umbrella

6 adventures included within the book

400 pages of gorgeous art and worldbuilding to help you write stories and create art in an authentically Pan‑African setting

Your support makes it possible to bring a new face to the fantasy genre.

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[glitchedlad]

reblogs were turned off for this one but i want it on my blog too

[ruffboi-mags]

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

[movebackintime]

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

[laziestgirlintown]

In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid putrescence, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody

[jadeinretrogrde]

never gonna complain about my job again because at least I don't have to try to come up with a better news story than "vampires are real and they killed a famous tech ceo billionaire during a fake banksy live-streamed performance" and I especially don't have to do this without selling out bigfoot, the inventor of kumite

[poohishere]

Black children deserve to grow old 💔

[foldingfittedsheets]

Get you a girlfriend who will hold popcorn in front of your face while you play video games and whisper “Like a horse” as you delicately nibble it off their open palm.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

It's been 7 years.

[gettownsburnmoney]

i adore murph being on board with nancy danderhoof x darkness man ONLY as a doomed what-if slowburn. that's a man with integrity

[gettownsburnmoney]

this is my favorite addition to this post ty

edit: now a comic drawn by @morningsaidthemoon!!

[pinakotekams]

They had not been seen together in the museum galleries for quite a while. Monet’s “Women with Umbrellas” are once again side by side in the Impressionist gallery.

[peggaboo]

AND THEN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END!!!!

[atenderofsycamoretrees]

ok every time this post comes by i resist geeking out on it but NO LONGER so these women are probably the same woman and that woman is monet’s wife camille doncieux. he painted her a LOT. but fun fact: monet had this asshole friend named ernest hochede, and ernest racked up some debts, and like an asshole he basically just fled the country, leaving his wife alice and their six kiddos behind. monet immediately got alice and kids to move in with him, camille, and their two kids. at this point, monet, alice, and camille became my favorite probably historic poly threesome. they lived together, taking care of the kids. they were so poor that alice and camille took turns wearing the nice dress so they could go out with monet. when camille got uterine cancer and began dying, alice helped monet cope and took care of things while he painted camille over and over. when camille died, alice is the reason monet was able to survive. when ernest finally died, monet and alice married, and remained married until alice died. at that point, blanche, the oldest daughter, took care of monet until he died. anyway, the point is, the umbrella ladies are probably the same ladies, but as far as i’m concerned, there WAS a historically queer poly family in that household and they were wonderful.

[possumberries]

this is a fucking joy

[expressions-of-nature]

by Terapo

[gaygoatshane]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[maddoxthefan]

episode 4 of city council of darkness

(drawn by @iguanamouth)

[jacquistheripper]

lavonte’s work-husband is going through a mid-eternal life crisis, some random farmers market lesbian immediately called out his situationship, and he can’t run the dog for mayor. he’s really going through it.

[kindreddarling]

I'm going to play the hell out of this game. I'm about to be sick off myself. 😂 I legit had to pause and take a moment when I saw the train car is the household selection screen. So creative and charming! And the size of the world... yes! 🥹🥰