jadeinretrogrde

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[jadeinretrogrde]

can you imagine going to work, shoving a bacon breakfast sandwich down your pants in a bid to show your boss that you are giving your utmost best and he says sorry son not good enough we're going to need you to eat 200g of cheese

[jadeinretrogrde]

"not tonight" implies the existence of a "tonight" and I have not stopped thinking about this

[ultirex]

“feeling like a person again” collection

[babushkaat]

[moonybamboony-deactivated202508]

you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions

[arlo-maintenanceman]

I reblogged this specifically for the prev tag because it made me feel like I was having a stroke

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[goth-queen]

[fluffyplushiesworld]

Happy Pride Month Tumblr ✨

[asociallyawkwardduckling]

I love Bigfoot. master of Specifically Kumite!

[asmallchocolatebar]

Some people are different.

Others are late bloomers.

Others prefer the quiet outskirts.

But,

There's no such thing as nobody.

- Chaeni, The Wonderfools

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[alfamangle]

[freshlypickedmint]

[onegiantmeep]

brennan character bleed creating enmity between vampires and leprechauns but drawing the line at astrology

[thecheshirerat]

“do you ask HJ or LaVonte?” its giving which parent do you think is a sucker

[partywithponies]

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

[partywithponies]

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

[livethrushit]

[cntbtchthevapegod]

‘More hole’ wife or ‘Honor the cock’ husband?

[zudrickofthemurder]

owwww murph and em both have sweaters w their cats embroidered on them🥹🥹🥹

they’re everything #to me