Fart

Fart

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Happy national guitar monkey day. Me and natty g rapps wish you well. Today we honor bozo the monkey. The first guitar monkey. He was a monkey that played the guitar. A hero to all. Gone to soon in my eyes

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August 8th 2021

I did unspeakable things with dwayne the rock johnson today. We filmed a sex tape. First we got all the lube ready. We needed a lot of it. We had a kiddy pool full of it. That’s where we did the did deed. In the lube pool. We started, he was rough but I like it rough. Sand paper rough. His skin wasn’t rough unlike his sex. It was so smooth. I bet he uses body lotion. Probably like shea butter and hemp oil. 

Anyways that’s when he got out the cooked spaghetti. It was cold and slimy. He put it all over me. He started eating it off my behind. Slurping it up with ass hairs. That’s when a book fell from the shelf and fell across the room. An apparition showed up. It was John F Kennedy. Hole in the head, fat ass and everything. He unzipped his ghost pants. Pulling out his ghost cock. It was as a big as the rock’s but ghost. So he joined and I started jerking off those ghosts. That was my day. Check us out on the Hub at matty b rapps ph.

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Boss Baby is capitalist propaganda

Boss baby is teaching your kids about capitalism. They are brainwashing your children to become mindless drones in the capitalistic system.