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@michellekent-blog
You have almost no ass.
And there is no correlation between the two.
You clearly need glasses.
Yes there is! If you were still single, you would admit that my ass is out of this world, but you’re taken, therefore you are blind when it comes to my fabulous backside.
Your ass is mediocre, at best.
It’s not that great.
My ass is extraordinary.
And you have to say that, you’ve got a girlfriend.
------------- I want to get a tattoo of a UFO on my ass to represent how out of this world it is.
You’re the only one who would think that.
Y’know what, Verc, fight me.
You have way too much energy, baby girl.
That is untrue! I do not have nearly enough energy!
------------- I just drank two pots of coffee and I can see sounds, let’s do something!
We were! Then I started dating an incredibly hot older guy and realized all previous decisions in my life were mistakes.
————- Just kidding, I love you to the moon and back.
( she throws her friend a nasty look, but smiles as she sets down the plate she’s prepared for the man at the counter. ) Here you go, sugar.
And you should love me! I’m great, and you’re here on my time.
( michelle smiles brightly at the brunette, snatching up a menu and mindlessly flipping through. ) I love you with all my heart, beautiful.
----------- Mm, get me a turkey platter, yeah? I've been craving turkey all day.
reeseblackwell:
You know, Kent?
I swear we used to be friends.
We were! Then I started dating an incredibly hot older guy and realized all previous decisions in my life were mistakes.
------------- Just kidding, I love you to the moon and back.
reeseblackwell:
Oh, so I’m wrong?
Nothing new there.
reeseblackwell:
Close enough!
Oh, not even!
------------ I didn’t say that!
If I wanted a safety-conscious observer on the sidelines waiting to drive me to the hospital, I would have recruited my boyfriend, Mae.
You know, if we ever start the Purge or the Hunger Games, stick with Grant. At least he’ll survive.
Are you suggesting that I would not?
maexvaldez:
I like to think of it as smart.
But if you want, I’ll watch you do it and drive you to the hospital after it ends badly.
If I wanted a safety-conscious observer on the sidelines waiting to drive me to the hospital, I would have recruited my boyfriend, Mae.
maexvaldez:
Um, no.
You are so boring.
maexvaldez:
What do you want, a list?
Oh, Mae, where is your sense of adventure?! It’ll be fun!
---------- Oh, absolutely! What could go wrong?
-------- Is it seriously snowing right now? It's not even Thanksgiving.
