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misfitmonarchy

Draw ur fave blorbo meme

misfitmonarchy

Made a new one guyssss

#drawing #liu qingge #Liu Qingge fanart #svsss #drawing prompt

krintou-squids

🎍🍃🌸

localvillagecryptid

Due to my previous post I am currently very preoccupied with the idea of Liu Qingge actually being the most experienced one in a bingliushen (or bingliu/liushen) scenario. Like as much as I can believe that he's some spectrum of aro-ace and/or was just so obsessed with Studying The Blade that he didn't once get into a relationship/have sex/etc., that's not really confirmed. What IS confirmed is that both Luo Binghe and Shen Yuan ARE inexperienced.

So imagine the idea that Liu Qingge is an Untouched Repressed Virgin(TM) is an in-universe rumor/assumption. And then somehow it comes up and he's like??? What???? Guys I definitely fuck what are you talking about???? I just don't make a big deal about it because I have fucking manners???

LQG through a series of unexpected events finds out bingqiu is having issues in bed and is somehow roped into showing LBH how to please SQQ.... omfg

I think it'd be ironic if he was oblivious to their advances and genuinely think they're asking for help, but I think it'd be funnier if A: he realizes they're into him but thinks THEY think they're not (as bingqiu is notoriously not great with feelings) or B: he understands they're sexually attracted to him but assumes this is strictly one night stand/casual territory and doesn't realize they're trying to invite him in permanently.

It'd also be really funny if he was lowkey very businesslike about it. Like they invite him into bed with them to "teach them" (their awkward way of flirting) and regardless of how much he understands (on the previous point), he takes it 100% seriously as a cry for help and comes in with an entire lesson plan including notes for them to keep later (probably courtesy of Mu Qingfang).

He's like "show me what you typically do" and has to stop them IMMEDIATELY for safety reasons. Now he's surprised they haven't had to visit Qian Cao yet for sex-related incidents. And like, the no-nonsense instruction *shouldn't* be attractive but for some reason it lowkey works on bingqiu (Binghe because of his teacher kink probably. SQQ has no excuses) and they're like ???? Whoa??? None of us cried for anything other than joy this time??? Wow I busted so hard I almost blacked out???? How do we get him to do that again???

IDK maybe it's unsexy but I just can't imagine an SVSSS plot that isn't at least a LITTLE funny. Even if the "plot" is just ppl fucking lol

I don't care if it's OOC I am now imagining a situation in which somehow he learns that bingqiu are struggling in the sex department because neither of them know what they're doing and he winds up having to teach them some basics. I think he'd take it Very Seriously because one thing about Liu Qingge is that he gives 110% to whatever he's decided to do (including people). I guess the "sexier" version would be more vibes based but I still think he'd be Very Dedicated and detail oriented while he takes them apart 🤷🏽‍♀️

This would also be a fantastic opportunity for LBH to bottom because LQG doesn't suffer from terminal heteronormativity/an inability to say what he thinks, unlike SQQ. And I'm willing to bend logistics just for that tbh. Serious teacher LQG and eager student LBH, live demonstration on SQQ..... OK I'm gonna go now

misfitmonarchy

GET BACK HERE AND FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED OP

#bingliushen #bingliu #liushen #svsss

bidonica

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

shinesurge

gentle psa to new comic artists about a problem i also suffered from: slow quiet pacing is totally fine BUT if that's not what you're deliberately going for, you CAN fit more Story Progression on the page. no, more than that. more than that even. i promise if you don't want it to a single action doesn't need to take a whole page to illustrate each of its steps, a lot of connecting magic happens in the gutters i /promise/ if you draw someone pulling up in a car then skip to them walking in the door with groceries we will Understand that they unloaded the car and unlocked the house you feel me

shinesurge

#I am not a comic artist#but I had a similar problem when I was in film school#I call it “the door problem”#in my thesis film I had written that two characters walk out the back of the club into the alley behind the club#and my club location did not have a back alley but did have a side room that we used as the door#but that door opened in#and the location I used for the alley had a back door but that door opened outwards#and I knew it looked weird#I struggled framing the shots#and blocking the actors#and I got really really caught in my own head about how to make this door work#because to me it was really important that you saw every step from club to outside#because even though we had learned in school that you could transition it didn't feel right because it didn't feel like a new scene to me#(this being one of the struggles with a short film. It can all feel like one scene if your script is short!)#AND THEN#when we got into the editing room we just...cut the door transition entirely#initially not on purpose#what happened was that we decided to tighten up the timing by cutting non-linearly to the custom music I had commissioned#which made it much more experimental especially in comparison to my fellow classmates#however it showed me that the story still absolutely worked without needing to show how they got into the alley#the audience can infer the door#so now anytime I can feel myself getting stuck on something when I'm filming I think#“Is this a Door Problem?”#as a storyteller it's always a question of what is the absolute bare minimum you need to convey what you're trying to say#and sometimes that means you just need to already be outside the club

(via @currentlycreating )

Exactly! Film and comics are VERY similar mediums in this way, I love this. We should always be considering Door Problems

allthingswhumpyandangsty

be kind and respectful to fanfic writers

be kind and respectful to fan artists

be kind and respectful to people in your fandom

be kind and respectful to people

writingdose

insane to me how, to some people, this is not a common sense

fluoresensitives

Women stick thin and malnourished on the red carpet, and people are saying you can't point out that these women are dying because that's body shaming. Girl.