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Love Begins
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosmic Funnies
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Jules of Nature
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DEAR READER
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((I will go ahead and say that this blog is single ship and, though they are no longer in the indie community, is shipped with absolute-configuration. I will continue to uphold this even though TF has left the community. They are my fiancee after all. It would feel weird shipping this Tabitha with anyone who isn’t them.))
“The closer to summer it gets the more these damn tourists start showing their disrespectful faces in this region. God I hate it.”
“Do you, now?”
“I’m gettin’ this itch that’s makin’ me want to push you right into that murky lake behind ya. See those sparks on the water’s surface? Take a guess at what’s livin’ down there.”
Or maybe the Magma snake needed a physical lesson, and feel the endless eelektross shocks searing through his overly-clad body himself.
Tabitha glanced back at the lake and blinked at the tiny sparks that danced across the water’s surface, give a soft smirk, “Ah I see....” He stepped away from the edge of the water a bit, “Mmmm yes I am familiar with these things...they loved to infest the waters around where I used to live. Plenty of local horror stories about these things.”
“I’d like to see you try to push me in though, isda hininga.”
"Fuck you."
‘Fuck’ sentence starters. Send one!
"Hello to you too. What’s a Magma snake doin’, slithering over in our territory?”
“Ahyahyah! I don’t see your filthy name anywhere around this place. I have the right to come and go as I please.”
FUCK sentence starters
"Fuck off." "Fuck this." "Fuck that." "Fuck me." "Fuck you." "Fuck everything." "Let’s fuck." "Fucking hell." "Fuck."
((-comes in with a feather duster and slowly dusts this blog off-))
"Look, I'm not scared of you. And call me a kid all you like! I am experienced." Liar. He needed to sound tough. He had to make sure his voice wasn't trembling.
Another chuckle, "Big words from someone so small and young...you know they say that cockiness can be a fatal flaw...." He tossed the Pokeball he was holding up and down in his hand, "Are you sure you want to try your luck here...?"
"I have a idea, lemme see what this project is and I’ll leave without a battle. Sounds fair?" He questioned. A Pokeball behind his back in most cases they would fight. "Trust me, your buddies lost to me. What makes you think you can?"
"Ahyahyah...do you honestly think that we would allow some little brat even the slightest bit of insight into out plans?" He pulled a Pokeball from his belt and released his Camerupt, "This is your final warning. If you do not leave I will have no other choice but to crush you..."
"Or what? You gonna yell at me for being a kid and lose?" He retorted with a roll of his eyes. All he wanted was to see the project some guys were talking about. It made him very curious.
Tabitha gave a smirk and chuckled, opening his eyes to glare down at the kid, "I don't think you quite know who you are dealing with boy. I suggest you leave before you make me angry..."
"Oh Tabi Tabi, why must you wound me so? I have been dating this person for over a year now."
"Well you've never mentioned anything about this person so how was I supposed to know??"
"Only if I didn’t hear all about this commotion about some big creation or something. Not only that, but You guys really need to sharpen your Pokemons skills."
"Excuse me?" He looked down at this child with a glare, "You shouldn't even be here child, get lost before I force you to."
"A few months ago, yeah. Why do you ask?"
"No reason really I just didn't have any idea that you were even dating anyone."
"Why, yes, I am, and to a great man, in fact."
"What? When did this happen??"
"Ugh! All these Team Magma guys are annoying! I just wanna see what's all the hussle about!" He exclaimed with annoyance.
"If you find us annoying then just leave, simple as that." Tabitha gave a sigh and crossed his arms.
"Sometimes I like to sit back and think, ‘wow, I’m engaged’.”
"You're engaged??"
HOLDS UP HIS NEWLY ACQUIRED PUP LIKE THEY HOLD SIMBA IN LION KING.
"YOU SHALL BE THE ‘FRIEND’ IN ‘BEST FRIEND’ FOR ME….!"
And suddenly there is a Tabitha in the room. "Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba!!!"
Pauses and stares at Blaise for a moment.
"I....I have no idea what just came over me...."
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