mentor/mentee vibes (because ur worth itâ)
aka i really love the energy of this dynamic, but unfortunately this whole effort turned into me typing down actual dialogue that happened in my car while my poor father tried to teach me how to drive. but they make for fun threads! bon appetit!
â youâre doing it wrong. â
â would you like me to show you how to do it? â
â that⊠thatâs not how you do it. â
â maybe this mentoring stuff requires patience that i donât have. â
â keep doing it like that, and youâll end up hurting yourself. â
â correct me if iâm wrong, but thatâs not how i showed you to do it, is it? â
â okay, alright, look at me. you looking? do it exactly like iâm doing it. â
â move your feet, come on, youâve got to move if you donât want to end up flat on your ass again! â
â look⊠itâs progress, yeah? youâre better than you were before. â
â donât beat yourself up; itâs a tricky move, nobody gets it right the first time. â
â okay, letâs⊠letâs try a different tactic. â
â youâre overthinking it. donât think; just be in the moment. â
â stop, stop⊠alright. looking back on what youâve just done, what do you think iâm going to say? â
â thereâs definitely plenty of room for improvement. â
â ah⊠god, okay, donât cry⊠itâs not as bad as it looks, youâre really not as bad at this as you think! â
â weâll get there together. â
â okay. time for a break, yeah? letâs stop for now, catch a breath, we can come back to it later. â
â you obviously donât enjoy any of this; why do you want me to teach you so badly? â
â i could teach you, if youâd like? â
â come on, like i showed you, remember? â
â feet apart, hands up; anticipate your opponentâs movements! â
â alright⊠donât think about getting hit. this isnât a fight. itâs a dance. you move in response and in anticipation of your opponent. â
â who the hell taught you to do that?! â
â that wasnât terrible! you didnât butcher it this time! â
â wake up. wake up, come on, up and at âem. you said you wanted to learn, so come on. up you get! â
â that was good! hell, that was brilliant! you knocked me off my feet! good job! â
â you need to stop worrying about hurting me. you gonna apologize and pay the hospital bills of whatever bad guy you go against next time? â
â iâm proud of you. â
â youâre doing great! â
â can you teach me how to do that? â
â okay, thereâs no need to be dramatic, i wasnât that bad! â
â oh god, oh, iâm so sorry! did i hurt you? â
â i need your help with this. okay? i canât do this alone. â
â youâre the expert, right? â
â iâve seen you fight; i wanna be as good as you! â
â peopleâs lives are at stake if i lose. their bloodâs gonna be on my hands, and itâll be on yours, too, if you donât help me. â
â quit yelling at me, iâm trying my best! â
â iâm doing it exactly like you told me to, and iâm still not getting it right. â
â i donât need a break! i need to keep going until i get this right! â
â show me how you did it. â
â i donât know how. and you do. all iâm asking is for a few hours of training⊠please? â
â thatâs it. i quit! â
â youâre a terrible teacher, you know that? â
â you said youâd teach me. and iâm here to learn. so letâs go already. â
â whatâs the point?! iâm useless at this! â
â this is pointless, iâm never going to be ready! â