nothing short of wonderful

[indie rp for ruby and elliot misham. mun is under 18. // current m!a: none // tracking: coffeestainedpages & mishamsx]

[mishamsx]

to everyone that i currently owe -

my replies will be slow. i've got a big exam coming up and stuff, so.... yeah.[trigger warnings under the cut.]

but along with that, one of my friends was recently found out to be severely depressed and harms herself quite a lot. she was being bullied by someone who drove her to fill a bottle with her blood and smashed it on the ground in front of that person, along with a threatening note. my muse for writing has gone away completely and i'm really sorry for that.

[likeapcnicattack]

"Yes!"

"Aaron, his name is Aaron Cartwright."

[mishamsx]

"... heh. Isn't that interesting?"

"Ruby, by the way. That's my name."

[thehotinpsychotic-deactivated20]

First Date AU || Charlie & Elliot

[thehotinpsychotic-deactivated20]

Charlie’s expression twitched slightly when she noticed Elliot reach for his pocket and fold his hands under the table. Really? She wasn’t stupid, and the old “cell phone under the table” trick definitely didn’t fool her, and that was a bad sign. She didn’t think it was going that badly, but apparently her assumption was incorrect.

She shifted in her seat slightly, stirring the ice around in her glass of water with her straw. Okay, she was wrong. Their conversation was strained, almost painful, and moving incredibly slowly. The only thing keeping her there at that point was the fact that she was really hungry and had already ordered her food.

That, and she was patiently awaiting for Elliot to finally ask her something about herself, so she could get her few minutes of bragging in. At least she could ramble and make the topic drag a lot less.

"Why would you declare a major if you don’t even know what you want to do?" She asked, quite plainly, continuing to stir around the contents of her glass. She sighed quietly when she realized just how rude that sounded and shook her head a little. "Fuck. Yeah, that didn’t come out right, and this conversation is dragging, and this date is just weird." She kept her tone as light as possible, trying to tell him she was more waving and laughing it off. "I mean, Christ, who even goes on blind dates anymore, anyway?" 

[mishamsx]

Elliot was more than prepared for the usual question. Mostly, it went along the lines of 'why the hell are you majoring in accounting if you don't even know what it is?' The question came and fell in waiting ears; the brunet reached up to straighten his glasses and prepared the default response, despite how dumb it sounded. All thoughts of the dimly glowing screen of the cell phone in his pocket dissipated as he struggled to think of a way in which his reply would make him sound like less of a douchebag than he already was coming off as.

Fortunately enough, however, he was saved from having to answer by Charlie making an unrelated remark about the date itself. Elliot had been saving Heather as a last resort (lamest topic ever, in his opinion, and he'd just been about to ask her something about herself), but since she'd come up more or less prematurely, he supposed he'd respond accordingly.

"I don't have a clue," Elliot replied with a dry laugh, scratching the back of his head. "It's a little bit dumb. I mean... it's not the best start to a relationship. Setting them both up in a restaurant together. Alone. Usually it doesn't end that well."

[thegirlwhohas--everything-blog]

"Sarcasm just rolls off you in waves doesn’t it? You know it wouldn’t kill you to be nice."

[mishamsx]

"Just because I'm sarcastic doesn't make me not-nice," Elliot replied offhandedly.

"The douchey part is just something that I choose to accompany the sarcastic part."

[mishamsx]

yoooOOOoooo

[thegirlwhohas--everything-blog]

I’ll make one soon. Para or chat?

[mishamsx]

gif para would be best u w u

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First Date AU || Charlie & Elliot

[thehotinpsychotic-deactivated20]

Charlie’s interest dropped back down to her menu, trying her hardest to keep her expression the same. She may have given it up, but at least all of those years as a stage actress were doing something for her now, right?

So, he didn’t know what he wanted yet. Okay, fine. He was only… Shit, didn’t her friend say twenty-five? Most twenty-five year olds were out of college by now unless they were in grad school, and at twenty, Charlie already had her entire life planned out. She supposed now wouldn’t be the best  time for the Julliard student to say she’d already planned to compose the score of a Tony-winning musical and live in a penthouse bigger than her parents’ after she graduated. 

Not everyone is as driven as you are, Charlie, she reminded herself with a sigh quiet enough for Elliot to ignore. At least he was in school at all. It could’ve been a lot worse.

"No idea at all?" She asked, quirking an eyebrow. She tried her hardest to not sound so condescending. She really did, but it didn’t work. Luckily, she was saved by a waiter walking up to their table to take their order, and she quickly ordered herself something on the cheaper side for his sake.

[mishamsx]

Wow. She was still here. She wasn't even showing that much discomfort at him and his defeatist attitude. Incredible. Elliot had to admit a sort of grudging respect for her, even though she was clearly making all sorts of assumptions about him that were only sort of baseless.

His fingers twitched towards his pocket. The brunet breathed deeply and twined his long fingers together under the table. The cell phone's screen was probably still glowing, since he hadn't had time to turn it off when Charlie had come walking down the street, and was currently the only thing occupying his mind. That wasn't a good sign; it meant that the likelihood of him standing up suddenly, taking his phone out, and walking out of the restaurant.

(Sadly enough, this was how a lot of his previous dates had ended, with the woman sitting opposite him ending up just another person to write long, meaningless texts to that would never be sent. What the hell.)

"Not really," Elliot said, and made his order offhandedly, glad for anything to distract him. The waiter walked away, taking the menus with him, and Elliot returned his attention to Charlie. "Well, I am majoring in accounting this time 'round... but, well. I'm only really doing it because of my dad. I don't actually know where I want to go with it."

[thegirlwhohas--everything-blog]

"Well, then count me as one of the times the theory failed. And try not to be so rude next time you ask someone not to do something." Ariel turned away with crossed arms as she traced the words on her page.

[mishamsx]

"Congratulations," Elliot murmured offhandedly, attention already back to the Blackberry in his hands. "You should be proud of yourself for this mundane achievement."

[boyegas-deactivated20181222]

[karengillandaily]

[thegirlwhohas--everything-blog]

I’d do one.

[mishamsx]

yoooOOOoooo

[mishamsx]

but

zombie apocalypse aus

just

????

any takers

[puddlesy--archive-deactivated20]

"And if you did, you’d be a dead man walking."

[mishamsx]

"Yeah, sure. But before I buy you a drink - which isn't drugged, you can check it - I want to know your name."

[mishamsx]

going to bed now ^^

like this if i owe

[puddlesy--archive-deactivated20]

"Probably, but I didn’t pay attention."

[mishamsx]

"For all you know, I could be a creepy pervert who will take you to a dark alleyway, drugged out of your senses, and rape you mercilessly."

[likeapcnicattack]

"Yeah, roommate."

"Upstairs, with his latest girlfriend. No way he’s a killer, you probably have the wrong house. At least tell me your name."

[mishamsx]

"Is that so?"

"Tell me your roommate's name and I'll tell you mine. Not a bad deal."

[puddlesy--archive-deactivated20]

     ”—or, you could buy me a drink.”

[mishamsx]

"Didn't anyone ever tell you not to accept drinks from strangers?"

[mishamsx]

changed theme uwu