misioko

the ramblings of a wayward heart and other bodyparts - he/him / gay / queer / german / bear / cub / musician

[violetauragirl]

“…and we’ll dance in the night, as long as the moon is up.”

[misioko]

When I’m at my worst

when I have had a really bad episode of missing you for days at a time

when it’s not managable, like some of the days 

when I cry myself to sleep at night and wake from a dream that had me believe you were back -

that’s when I gather all my belief in love and hope again. Just for a second. That you would text or call or ring the doorbell right then and there and save me.

But you don’t.

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[xxfluffypandazxx]

He l p m e

[vergeangst]

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

[sociallyawkwardphantasy]

Same

[moss-flesh]

reblog if youd say yes

[thepleasuregoblin]

“Shapeshifting, but only once” is still one of the funniest concepts to me

[super-metroid]

[clothsofgoldd]

[aggrokawaii]

forest puppy

[fugaazi]

that’s a deer

[daniel-noise]

its a forest puppy

[misioko]

Yep. 100% forest puppy.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[shaderiahcarey]

Little known fact: In 1994, Mariah Carey released her album Merry Christmas, which featured the holiday classic “All I Want for Christmas Is You”. This album marked a huge change in the way people celebrated Christmas. Due to the fear of communism during the Cold War, the color red had entirely been banned in the US. This directly affected Christmas. People did not celebrate the holiday in fear that they would be branded a communist and immediately arrested. 

But then came Mariah. She decided the people had had enough of the oppressive US government and made an entire Christmas album in rebellion. She even went as far as to wear a daringly red Santa Claus suit on the album cover. Many lawsuits came her way and she was jailed for a brief period, but the public outcry was so large that the CIA had no option but let her go. A few days later, Congress lifted the ban on the color red and the holiday spirit was restored. Now we all celebrate Christmas freely thanks to Mariah Carey.

[reasonandempathy]

Are you actually stupid?  You think the US Congress banned the color red?

I don’t even need to cite anything for this.  But how about this:

That’s Nancy Reagan wearing wearing a red dress as the First Lady.  We didn’t even ban the Communist Manifesto and taught it on campuses across the country, and you think we banned the color red?

In short: you’re making stupid shit up out of your ass.

[shaderiahcarey]

Mariah Carey not only freed us from governmental oppression but in fact founded Christmas with Santa Claus himself in the North Pole. But I’m real glad you took the time out of your life to photoshop that picture of our former First Lady Nancy Reagan… Just sad really…

[parliamentrook]

the money skull, reblog for money and or skulls

[animepenguin2]

Jorby dropping the real truths

[stigmatagloryhole-deactivated20]

[stability]

this is modern art

[blairwitchh]

goals: getting as fucked up as christine is in this video

[yunuen]

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[misioko]

[methhomework]

[missinglinc]

[misioko]

16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan

Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.

Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*

Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!