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Patrick: Okay, so what do you think of these pants? They were 50% off at the store.

Stevie: Yeah, I bet David would like to see them 100% off.

Patrick: A-are you hitting on me for David?

Stevie: No. I just think David will hate the pants.

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In which Antoni Porowski is all of us

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best part of s4

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gif request meme → Schitt’s Creek + favourite romantic relationship

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Two years ago, I went to fill out some paperwork for a business license. Little did I know, that I would end up meeting the love of my [life].

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Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

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2. Barely anyone in my life knows the website even exists.

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3. employers won’t ask for my tumblr handle

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4. Can post into the void and no one will read it

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5. Memes

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6. Gay

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7. learn the absolutely weirdest shit and thats my very specific jam

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8. Everything on my dash stays in chronological order of posting.

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I could write a whole essay about this, but.

Fanfiction as a collective exists as a combination of the ideal state and all the broken pieces that are left behind. Fanfiction shows us all the things that should have happened, if the world was a little bit kinder: someone adopts Harry Potter, the Avengers live domestically together, people fall in love and admit it. Fanfiction says, things are awful but we’re kind anyway, because we can be, because kindness costs little and gives much. It is democracy at its best, a collection of people solving problems together, solving plotholes and heartbreaks and deaths, a conversation of solution responding to solution because the whole of fandom is, itself, its own canon.

But at the same time, fanfiction is about all of those holes and jagged edges and wounds left unhealed, about what happens when the war is over and everyone who’s left needs to go back home. It’s about the fact that surviving is usually the hardest part, and we rarely get to choose what’s done to us but we do get to choose how we survive afterwards. It’s about the child soldiers who no longer have a war, and about the trauma of getting past the trauma you’ve survived. It’s about injury and depression and PTSD. It’s about recovery, yes, but also about those things that do not recover, those things that will never recover. It is a reminder that we live in a world where many people don’t get white picket fences and 2.5 kids and a happily ever after, but also a reminder that there is life beyond that, survival, yes, but also life. It is a reminder that characters’ lives don’t end with the last page and nor too do people’s lives end with their trauma, but that after that hurt comes comfort and healing and putting one foot in front of another because the best way to get through hell is to keep going.

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I love fanfiction

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Almost 40 years later Harry wakes up in the dead of the night, apparates into Ron’s home and shakes him awake.

Ron: Dude, blimey, what’s wrong!

Harry: We could’ve gone together!! We could’ve gone to the yule ball together and it would’ve been fine!! We could’ve done that!

Ron: *dawning realization followed by deep-rooted regret that they were both very dumb teenagers*

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Hermione (face pressed into her pillow): And I could have married Viktor Krum

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Fic writers supporting fic writers remind me of drunk girls bonding in bathroom bars even though they're basically strangers.

"No YOU'RE the best."

"I love you." (Doesn't know person's name.)

"I just really think you're wonderful for (list of every reason ever.)"

I'm here for it.

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david and patrick are the enemies to friends to lovers trope except they were only enemies for 2 hours and david was the only one who thought they were enemies thanks for coming to my ted talk

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#patrick: *perfectly polite conversation* #david: some GUY basically told me my BUSINESS is a FAILURE??????????

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DAVID, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?

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comedy gold

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Don’t ever make fun of someone who’s deeply invested in something fictional. Whether it’s a cartoon, a comic, a video game, a book series, or anything else like that. You don’t know what that thing means to them. Maybe it’s prevented them from hurting themselves, or helped them get through an illness or a bad situation. Maybe they met their only true friends through the fandom. Perhaps they simply just enjoy the thing because it’s well-written and entertaining, and they’ve spent years watching the characters grow.

Let people have emotions over something they enjoy, okay?

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Fictional worlds have helped me so much in my life <3

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Lizzie: *Roasts Mr Darcy*

Mr Darcy:

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iconic

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“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game