Shaun Anakin

Just a guy living his nerdy eclectic life.

[smallmariofindings]

Officially licensed 1989 Super Mario Bros./The Legend of Zelda wallet.

Source: WC Finds

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[smallmariofindings]

Illustration from a 1991 issue of the Swedish official Nintendo magazine, featuring bizarre colorations such as a yellow Cheep Cheep, a purple Blooper, and a Hammer Bro with blue and red elements.

Source: Nintendo Magasinet (Sweden), Issue 1991/1

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[cowboy]

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

[chilewithcarnage]

[teathattast]

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[o0kawaii0o]

Hero of Time

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[smallmariofindings]

Officially licensed 2009 Super Mushroom T-shirt.

Source: wyn.inc

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[suppermariobroth]

All congratulations screens from Super Smash Bros. Melee that feature characters related to the Mario franchise, extracted from the game's files (please zoom in to view details).

Source: blueberrymuffin

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[knifenymph]

change does not come from a place of comfort

[aquareaper3]

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

[homofied]

[opalfairy]

[suppermariobroth]

Comic featuring the Rescue Squad Toads, available on Nintendo of America's official site for Paper Mario: Color Splash in 2016.

Source: RHG1951

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[desert-palm]

[captain-acab]

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

[stanfordgsb]

[baronfulmen]

[smallmariofindings]

Front and back cover of a 1986 Japanese guide for Super Mario Bros., featuring unique illustrations.

Source: pukuzone

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[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[landsccape]