Miss Dior Whore

♡ Who's doper than this bitch? Who's freer than me? ♡

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I really need some friends to go to drag shows and overthrow the government with me

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I am in fact that cunt

I deserve more followers on tumblr 💔

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Reading my tumblr drafts and never posting them is my part time job

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May be a hot take but aint no relationship stronger than a good friendship

go ahead beat a bitch up over it idc cos ain’t no bitches gonna be fucking with my homegirl and think they getting away w that shit man fuck that

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I think it’s easier to lose a loved one to death than to lose a loved one who’s still living

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There are days when everything is right in the world and I wake up with the sun on my face and the warmth of satisfaction in my chest knowing I am deeply loved by the universe and the people inhabiting it

But right now what the hell

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I love being nice to people being a cunt to men

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I literally have a concussion and people keep asking me stupid questions like leave me alone bitch I was literally told not to use my brain

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not naming any names here but i think some of my followers might be

very kind and sweet and beautiful and ones I love and care for very much

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I’m not an aggressive person but I do flip off cybertrucks every time I go by them

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Morning girlies just filed my first police report 💋✌️

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I feel like if the shower is hot enough I can wash my sins down the drain

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Meryl Streep is my mommy

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I MISSED YOUUU ITS BEEN FOREVER!!!!

AHHHH I KNOWWW

You would not believe the amount of lifetimes I have lived during just these past few months

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May be a hot take but aint no relationship stronger than a good friendship

go ahead beat a bitch up over it idc cos ain’t no bitches gonna be fucking with my homegirl and think they getting away w that shit man fuck that

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If you don’t think Trump is a fascist, you aren’t paying attention.

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This sweet, unassuming old lady at my work said today: “if [her] kid ever grew up to be like…shew I can’t even say his name…*whispers* trump, I’d have to euthanize em. He’s got to be the stupidest person ever *scrunches up face*”.

Thank you, Carolyn. The world needs more people like you.