it's hard to dance with a devil on your back

Winner of the prize for rotten judgement. No, really. I got the certificate and everything.

[ndelirium]

[bravelikeyou-deactivated2013080]

Well I’m filling your slot, take the day off.

[miss-meggie]

I'll allow it. Just this once.

[bravelikeyou-deactivated2013080]

Sorry, Meg but today is my turn.

[miss-meggie]

It's a full time occupation.

[bravelikeyou-deactivated2013080]

Ha, we’re never gonna win a match at this rate. They all look like sacks of potatoes when they run.

[miss-meggie]

Oh hey judgey mcjudgepants, that's my job.

[una-ronan]

Alexandra Daddario

[mrheimlich-blog]

Oh, my. It is like these student people just fall from the sky.

[miss-meggie]

Maybe you should break their fall.

[fynnrichards]

Well then

I guess it’s time to play with the other children.

[miss-meggie]

No, you'll get arrested for that.

[laughable-danielle-deactivated2]

I could use some social stimulation.

At least that’s what this quiz in Cosmopolitan tells me. I don’t even know what social stimulation means.

[miss-meggie]

Sounds kind of kinky.

[miss-meggie]

Seems the drama llama has been out today.

[sebastianstabmepls]

[miss-meggie]

Text: Do you like violins?

Text: Uh, pass?

[philschmil]

God I love Florida

[philschmil]

Just to torture you, toots.

[miss-meggie]

Couldn't you have done that from elsewhere?

[philschmil]

God I love Florida

Babes. Everywhere.

[miss-meggie]

Why do you exist?

[maddiegirard-blog]

I don't care what he says.

[maddiegirard-blog]

They’re overrated. And besides, I can always get a new one if needed.

[miss-meggie]

...That's the spirit.

[maddiegirard-blog]

I don't care what he says.

I’m having a drink. Or seven.

[miss-meggie]

I hope you didn't enjoy a working liver.

[hardfeelingsmp3]

[amazing-mike-blog]

You can relax now students of WDC

[amazing-mike-blog]

How about we learn my name first hun before we decide calling me names? I can’t help that I am great. 

[miss-meggie]

How about we not?