No Regrets or Love

Bonjour! Je m'appelle Maddie Girard. I'm from France, obviously. If you're looking for a good time, you know who to call. I'm always a fan having fun, if you are. Alter: Madeline

[kylemitchells]

Get up, loser. Just because you lost an election, doesn’t give you the right to mope or laze around or… whatever it is you’re doing.

[maddiegirard-blog]

-throws a pillow at him- I have a hangover, you bitch.

[maddiegirard-blog]

I could leave bed, but...No.

[maddiegirard-blog]

Ow.

Head hurts.

[sally-rag-bones]

I thought everyone had a reason to drink?

[maddiegirard-blog]

My reason is that I want to drink.

[sally-rag-bones]

Very. Thank you.

And why are you drinking?

[maddiegirard-blog]

I need a reason to drink?

[zivathefriendlyghost-deactivate]

mumbles to herself but is loud enough for anyone a few inches away from her to hear He’s going to forget about me isn’t he? I’m going to be all alone again. 

[maddiegirard-blog]

Excuse me?

[maddiegirard-blog]

Text: Kyle

Il Presidente: Just lemme know where and when.

Maddie: I don't have work tomorrow, but let's just go to that bar because I get drinks for a discount.

[sally-rag-bones]

Still, it was way out of line. Yeah, he is… something else. Oh? Congratulations?

… I like it.

[maddiegirard-blog]

Ok. Sorry. Happy?

Good because we have a lot more left to drink.

[maddiegirard-blog]

Text: Kyle

Il Presidente: Sure. I'm busy tonight, but tomorrow is good~

Maddie: Tomorrow is good.

[maddiegirard-blog]

Text: Kyle

Il Presidente: Duh, I'm making them mandatory for all pupils.

Il Presidente: Also sorry. Y'know, about you losing.

Maddie: Not your fault.

Maddie: Speaking of, want to have a drink to celebrate you and mourn me?

[maddiegirard-blog]

Text: Kyle (saved in her contacts as Il Presidente)

Maddie: Can we still sometimes do No Pants Tuesdays even though I lost?

[sally-rag-bones]

Don’t mention him, still don’t like you putting the moves on him. But no, different guy. 

Tastes strong, but… good.

[maddiegirard-blog]

That was ages ago and it was only because I heard some promising rumors about his...prowess. Besides, I don't really break up relationships anymore.

Of course it's strong. That's the point.

[hereisyourfrog]

Do you? 

[maddiegirard-blog]

I bet you're happy.

[sally-rag-bones]

Yeah, I’m surprised too -takes a sip and coughs-. What is this?

[maddiegirard-blog]

Did you break up with Quentin or something? It's rum.

[hereisyourfrog]

mumbles Wait, no. That can’t be right. sighs and slumps in his chair

looks up and then lets himself fall off the chair. I give up. 

[maddiegirard-blog]

-not paying attention and trips over him- Do you fucking mind?

[sally-rag-bones]

Can I… have a drink… with you?

[maddiegirard-blog]

Uh... -pushes the bottle towards her-

[maddiegirard-blog]

Now I have an excuse to drink.