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Baby don't hurt me. Click here for random whatevers. Stay here if you're a loser like me.

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Fuck the Ray Bans scam peddling asshole that hacked my account.

That is all.

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THIS IS WHY I’M NEVER TRYING TO TORRENT MUSIC EVER AGAIN OH MY GOD

OH MY FUCKING GOD FKdf

this is my favorite thing ever i will always reblog it and i want it on my ipod omfg

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WHAT THE FUUUUUUCCKKKK

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Like I’m not even surprised

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Cuphead inspired duo

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#thedevilisahandsomeman is the best webtoon.

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today at work a man brought a pug in on a leash and that pug was so excited and happy to see me it was as if we were old friends who havent been in contact in 7 years i felt so loved in that moment

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today a bassett hound came in and wagged her tail so furiously all of her loose skin started to jiggle and she was so pumped to see me i want more dogs to come into my store they make my life whole and worthwhile

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I’m so glad this came back cause a golden retriever named Milly came in today who put her paws on my register counter and wanted to say hi to me and I loved her so much and I scratched her ears and she gave me that classic dopey dog smile 

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yesterday a girl came in with her boyfriend and in her hand was a tiny tan colored dog that she told me was a chihuahua/pekingese mix and he had a severe underbite and one little canine tooth was poking out and his ears were like bent at the tips and i immediately commented on how amazing he was and she goes omg thanks do you wanna pet him and i was like there is literally nothing more i want to do while being on the clock right now than to pet this incredible tiny dog and he was so sweet and licked my hand and his name was spike 

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yesterday these people came in and put a blanket into one of our shopping baskets and it started to move and i was like omg whats in there and they set it down on the counter and the blanket kept moving and the suspense was so good like is it gonna be a cat is it gonna be a ferret maybe a lizard and then the smallest chihuahua ive ever seen in my life popped her little head out and licked my finger and i died 

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A baby german shepherd named Jonathan came in tonight and since i was on the sales floor and not behind a counter i say to the owner omg can i pet this angel and they were like yeah of course and i crouched down and Jonathan ran into my arms and almost tripped over his puppy feet it was 12/10

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TODAY a german shepherd named london grabbed one of our lanterns off the shelf and was carrying it around and the owner was like, “london no, we’re not getting that” and gave him the merchandise she was buying instead and he carried it to me and dropped it on the counter at my register and i could have cried 

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I want everyone to know both London and Jonathan (Jonnie) came in the other day on the same day. Jonnie is much larger since the last time I saw him but still sweet and still acts like a pup, he barked at something in our footwear department. London still likes to carry things and put his paws up on my register to say hello, he carried the insoles his owner bought out the door for her. Also thanks for the notes, it’s nice to see so many people appreciate dogs on here. Another reminder, I see a lot of dogs because I work in a sporting goods store in a strip mall next door to a Petco and we absolutely allow dogs in our store. I live in a mountain town in Colorado and dogs are common here because there are lots of fun outdoor stuff to do with them. 

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A sheltie in a Petco shopping cart came in yesterday and her name was Sadie and she was so excited to say hi that she jumped out of the cart, onto my register counter, but she missed and Mufasa’d her way to the floor, but she was okay. The owner just let her sit on the counter and she was very well behaved and she gently smelled every item I scanned and also my hand. She was obsessed with her neck being scratched. 

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today a black lab name paxton came in off leash and he jiggled his way into our back room because the door was open and i yelled He Is Employed! and told his owner that we’d be happy to hire him and then eventually he made his way up to the front by himself and into the register area behind the counter and now he’s my new manager 

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my boss sent me this picture she took from the window at work today after i left. its not a dog, but it is a goat wearing a cowboy hat. 

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today a 12 week old dichromatic pitbull puppy named Spot was so tired that he was splayed out on our tile flooring, all four legs sticking out while his people tried on shoes. i asked to pet him and he wagged his tail and rolled over so i could scratch his belly

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Today my boss found a lost little Australian shepherd puppy without a collar running around the parking lot and caught her and brought her in the store and I played with her on my lunch break and she was so cute and so sweet and was probably no older than like 9 weeks. Eventually her people came and claimed her. Her name is Panda and she’s in the process of being trained as a service dog for an elderly veteran with one leg.

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today a bengal kitten named strider came in and he licked my finger. hes not a dog but hes is very important 

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This has cured my depression

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This post justifies the entire existence of the internet.

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This blog is Dedicated to anyone suffering from Anxiety! Please Follow Us if You Can Relate: ANXIETYPROBLEMS

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This blog is Dedicated to anyone suffering from Anxiety! Please Follow Us if You Can Relate: ANXIETYPROBLEMS

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"I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?"

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reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

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Gumbo

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Hot

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Yeehaw

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Dunkins

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gators

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gambling

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animals

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cheese

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hell

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tobacco

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in n out

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salmon

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Tea

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Alligator

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corn

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Dracula

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Actors

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Mosquitoes

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Pizza.

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Aviation

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Tornadoes (naders for us locals)

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SOUTHWESTERN GOTHIC - creepy desert towns, navajo legends, flickering neon signs promising “last chance”, that feeling that someone is watching you from the cheap motel hall. rancher and navajo blood fueds, aztec curses and criminals who only come out at night, vanish like shadows and slip over the border like smoke, rumored to something other than human. [ l i s t e n ]

i. grindhouse (planet terror theme) - planet terror OST | ii. ain’t no easy way - black rebel motorcycle club | iii. down in mexico - the coasters | iv. no place to hide (down here) - jace everett | v. i put a spell on you - creedence clearwater revival | vi. wayfaring stranger - neko case | vii. highway 61 - dave alvin | viii. black magic woman - santana | ix. beyond here lies nothin’ - bob dylan | x. ten cent pistol - the black keys | xi. sunshine of your love - ella fitzgerald | xii. good man - heavy trash | xiii. bad moon rising - mourning ritual | xiv. dark night - the blasters | xv. witchy woman - the eagles | xvi. people are strange - echo and the bunnymen | xvii. will there be enough water - the dead weather | xviii. o death - lauren o’connell | xix. red right hand - nick cave & the bad seeds 

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The mashup you never thought would work

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Congratu-fucking-lations.

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I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

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Why?????

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The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

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How…dare…

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I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

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This is terrible and yet you can't not listen.

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An archaeological dig on the Menemonee Reservation in Wisconsin yielded a clay pot. The pot was dated to 800 years ago and contained seeds. Some of the seeds were planted to see if 800 year old seeds were viable. An ancient squash was the result. 

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This is the coolest fucking thing, and don’t try and tell me otherwise.

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Oh my god I have people who need to know this

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Life is so fucking cool

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Note to Millennials from GenX:

So you know those news stories about how Millennials don’t buy enough breakfast cereal or paperback books or homes or whatever the hell that Boomers are complaining that “kids these days” don’t spend money on?  And y’all are like “LOL, no cash my pal”?  

I think there’s something more insidious going on.  You see, they thought they had you.  Forget the Saturday morning cartoons of my childhood, they had Disney Channel and Nickelodeon feeding you ads all day long.  Your generation got advertising in your schools.  Your parents took you to prosperity doctrine spewing MegaChurches (it’s Mega so it’s gotta impress the kids, right?).  

They thought you were going to be their generation of super-consumers.  

You are generations distant from the great depression, and the 1979 energy crisis.  Boomers want to pretend that the 2008 housing bubble wouldn’t affect the little kids.  And plus, we had grown past the era of Yankee thrift and hippie DIY frugality.  Right?  And there was no mopey Kurt Cobain glamorizing thrift-store flannel shirts.  You guys were going to out-consume the Boomer generation.  They were sure of it.

Those think pieces?  They’re Boomer disappointment that you have found value in something other than your place as a mindless consumer.

And yeah, I’m not going to pretend that y’all have more cash than you do.  It was fucking idiotic to think they were going to raise a consumer generation without having to pay them the money they would need to buy even life’s necessities.  And I could write a book about how my generation was complicit in destroying the old values around work and loyalty that left your generation screwed.  Really, I’m genuinely sorry for the mistakes we made.

But you guys have given a big middle finger to the generation who thought that they could manipulate you from birth into manipulable-money-spending-machines.  And I’m way fucking proud of you for that.    

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