Triforces and Toaster Strudels

probably an irl witcher at this point, idefk call me riv -- he/him/his obsessed with space, birds, and plants. will fight ghosts for cash

[miiilowo]

having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life

[sovietnam]

[trainwiz]

Bust out the crystal skull vodka and pour me a shot, bitches. We're going off the rails and we're not getting back on them.

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[buqbite]

sometimes i feel ive got to

[buqbite]

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[buqbite]

run away

[targetedknowledge]

[c0l0rsp1k3]

[roach-works]

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Not half as much as the audio is

[girlmostlikely]

[pikeisaman]

This was top tier comedy in middle school let me tell you

[jump-n-shootman-deactivated2019]

this is still top tier comedy today

[ramavoite]

Critical Role Campaign 4, Episode 30 - “Here in the Dark”

Plus bonus Matt reaction:

[toolusingmammalgirl]

*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?

[honourablejester]

“Do we look like any of us can be trusted with scissors?”

[cosmonautroger]

[bogleech]

I want to know the original context, but I *will* forget it again on purpose.

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

[gay-lotus]

[psych-is-the-name]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[goaltnding]

one of my favorite moments in hockey is when there’s just equipment scattered on the ice like the players evaporated and that’s all that was left

[fernsnailz]

my seal drawing

[graytaloty]

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

[habbadax]

You wish you were me

[habbadax]

I can do it on rocks also