Triforces and Toaster Strudels

probably an irl witcher at this point, idefk call me riv -- he/him/his obsessed with space, birds, and plants. will fight ghosts for cash

[scorebug]

i still don’t understand what the difference is between a strike and a ball ❤️

[scorebug]

this is making me cry

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[burins]

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[littlebirdofprey]

[jayrockin]

I’m frustrated by cartoon depictions of chickens, which in my experience with the actual animal doesn’t even make sense as a stereotype.

[certifiedchickenposts]

certified chicken post

[miiilowo]

having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life

[sovietnam]

[trainwiz]

Bust out the crystal skull vodka and pour me a shot, bitches. We're going off the rails and we're not getting back on them.

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[buqbite]

sometimes i feel ive got to

[buqbite]

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[buqbite]

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[buqbite]

run away

[targetedknowledge]

[c0l0rsp1k3]

[roach-works]

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Not half as much as the audio is

[girlmostlikely]

[pikeisaman]

This was top tier comedy in middle school let me tell you

[jump-n-shootman-deactivated2019]

this is still top tier comedy today

[ramavoite]

Critical Role Campaign 4, Episode 30 - “Here in the Dark”

Plus bonus Matt reaction:

[toolusingmammalgirl]

*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?

[honourablejester]

“Do we look like any of us can be trusted with scissors?”

[cosmonautroger]

[bogleech]

I want to know the original context, but I *will* forget it again on purpose.

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

[gay-lotus]