Pretty fly for a Hawkguy

I have no idea why I’m here or what I’m doing. (Icon made by Sunwukxng)

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

This will never NOT be funny

[thesuncaptain]

@sweetlew39 @kissjelly @hamst3rific

[bigdipper24]

The desperation and panic in his crew mate’s voice is so REAL!

[fucknofortunato]

WHAT GAME IS THIS

[herald-of-ash-deactivated202405]

@fucknofortunato

It’s sea of thieves and the amount of fuckery you can get up to is astounding

[shyleviathan]

Here, I found more

[claireslash]

That’s got to be the best ad for a game I’ve ever seen

[kutsaaa]

i thought you might need this

[hello-copter]

halloween

OR

pride month 2: electric spookaloo

[axlryan]

Jeff Goldblum did a Reddit AMA on his new movie and only answered like a dozen questions and here’s my favorite answers

[must-be-mythtaken]

I graffiti’d. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnc2aCGhDDo/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6gfs2ytht1ma

[hafael-archive]

[bovidae]

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[nonbinarypastels]

Trans and nonbinary people who like their given name and don’t want to change it are valid.

[stevienick]

Four moods.

[daingertmadelyn-deactivated2025]

[bigbutter]

[methylbenzene]

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”

i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

[tentaclerapper-deactivated20131]

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is

like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

[surprisebitch]

i really hope that a psychologist sees this and will post the physiological reason why 99.9% of kids do this

[cloudyssskies]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE HOLY SHIT

[cainzeitgeist-deactivated201803]

Wait I…. I’m not the only one?????

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[stillgrabs]

Matilda (1996)

[schmeisto]

#ms honey is gay culture

[septemberequinox]

ms honey is definitely a lesbian

[teganfeatsara-deactivated202106]

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

[mrrrl]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now