Sitting in Silence

Amber ~ t w e n t y - f I v e ~

[ernoji]

stop shaming people who drink milk you bullies

[ernoji]

our bones may be strong but our hearts are not

[hotboyproblems]

it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[catchymemes]

Sick Tiger Cub Gets Rescued From Circus, Makes Incredible Recovery And Finds Love

[deapseelugia]

SHES BLEPPING IN THE LAST PHOTO HELP ME

[chocolatequeennk]

Since so many “tiger rescues” aren’t really rescues at all, I did some googling on this one. 

Good news: This is a legit rescue, carried out by Tigers in America. This organisation rescues tigers from horrible situations like this.

If you’re an animal conservationist looking for an organisation to support, Tigers in America is worth looking into.

[thecutestofthecute]

[tradchad]

[chemtrailguy]

I could use this for when I go to the shooting range

[tradchad]

lmao.. now that you mention it

this would proably work well as liquid chalk when you lift too

[chemtrailguy]

gamers. rise up.

[skeleboners]

is this gamer goo harvested from free range gamers? is this cruelty free gamer goo?

[juju-burger-deactivated20230413]

shoot your gamer goo my dude

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[missambermorgan]

I lost 10 more pounds this week by laying in bed, eating hot dogs, drinking wine and crying.

[missambermorgan]

If you don't have a hero, go find you one. Heroes save lives.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you feel depressed remember there are a million cells in your body and all they do is care about you.

[bigbardafree]

the thing about being someone who’s never catcalled is that you start to wonder why like is it because im ugly???

and then you realize that youre judging your worth by whether or not you are objectifiable to a man and thats so fucked up like honestly its so fucked up 

but the worst part about the patriarchy is that it still sits at the back of your mind regardless like “nobody thinks youre pretty because they dont see you as a sex object” like somehow thats a desirable thing and it fucks me up

[emmersdrawberry]

You’re either public property or completely invisible.

[odinsblog]

Maxwell has anger management issues

[hotvampireadjacent]

he fucking killed her

[psychofactz]

Generally, a woman will only argue with someone she truly cares for. Arguing less occurs when she’s less interested.

Psychofactz - Fun, weird & interesting source of Psychological Facts.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[emosad420]

[westernsocietyfucked100years-de]

[so-humorous]

[5tn]