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Last year seems so long ago, but it feel like it was just yesterday...

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Daily Quotes.

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You know those green wheelie bins?

They're just a load of rubbish!!

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Sometimes you've got to take a risk.

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It's a huge universe. It's also a small world.

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Sometimes people come into your life by a small chance, then you realise how boring it would be without them.

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Did you hear that rumour about the tree?

I wood tell you, but you wouldn't be-leaf me.

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I was having second-guesses about posting a chemistry joke.

 Was I overreacting? I was afraid I wouldn’t get a reaction.

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IT Joke

My future technology mastermind friend says to me, “You know, it’s ok, I’ll make you a robot one day, and you can marry it. It can be a guy...or a girl, up to you. What will you name it?”

And I reply with, “Linear, because it’s straight.”