If my best friend hides his farts from me then what else is he hiding from me, and why does that make me feel so alone?
Swiss Army Man | 2016 | dir. Dan Kwan & Daniel Scheinert
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If my best friend hides his farts from me then what else is he hiding from me, and why does that make me feel so alone?
Swiss Army Man | 2016 | dir. Dan Kwan & Daniel Scheinert
Cinematic Masterpiece.
FAVORITE MOVIES: Fight Club (1999) - We’re the middle children of the history man, no purpose or place, we have no Great war, no Great depression, our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives, we’ve been all raised by television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won’t and we’re slowly learning that fact. and we’re very very pissed off.
I love being horribly straightforward. I love sending reckless text messages (because how reckless can a form of digitized communication be?) and telling people I love them and telling people they are absolutely magical humans and I cannot believe they really exist. I love saying, “Kiss me harder,” and “You’re a good person,” and, “You brighten my day.” I live my life as straight-forward as possible. Because one day, I might get hit by a bus. Maybe it’s weird. Maybe it’s scary. Maybe it seems downright impossible to just be—to just let people know you want them, need them, feel like, in this very moment, you will die if you do not see them, hold them, touch them in some way whether its your feet on their thighs on the couch or your tongue in their mouth or your heart in their hands. But there is nothing more beautiful than being desperate. And there is nothing more risky than pretending not to care. We are young and we are human and we are beautiful and we are not as in control as we think we are. We never know who needs us back. We never know the magic that can arise between ourselves and other humans. We never know when the bus is coming.
Rachel C. Lewis, Tell The People You Love That You Love Them (via cavum)
If you’re sad, add more lipstick and attack.
Coco Chanel (via glamour)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Wes Anderson + books.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
“a career” “financial security” “a sex life” “tuition for grad school” “alcohol” “a nap” “socks would be nice”
Sleep can completely change your entire outlook on life. One good night’s sleep can help you realize that you shouldn’t break up with someone, or you are being too hard on your friend, or you actually will win the race or the game or get the job. Sleep helps you win at life.
Amy Poehler (via vogney87)
I hope you find love in 2016.Â
I hope you find financial stability, as well, in 2016
Also, I hope you get astonishing dick in 2016.
I hope you find peace in 2016.
I hope you find happiness within yourself in 2016.
I hope you find those bobby-pins in 2016
i hope you get closure in 2016
I hope you get those good grades you deserve in 2016
I hope you find yourself 2016
I hope you live the life you deserve in 2016
I hope you stop taking shit from people in 2016
I hope you make amazing memories in 2016
I hope you realize how beautiful you really are in 2016
I hope you find your better half in 2016.