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If krieg sees a baby

Krieg: LIVING MARSHMALLOW!!!

Maya: Krieg honey, that's OUR baby, don't yell

Krieg: *wispering* my little marshmallow!!

anthonycrowleymoved

wait

hogwarts was established in the 10th century

but sinks were not invented until the 18th century

so how did salazar slytherin mark the chamber of secrets with a form of indoor plumbing which would not be invented for another 800 years

?????

ireallylikenpr

*looks for historical inconsistencies in a book about wizards*

earendil-was-a-mariner

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

cheaphalloweencostume

when Junkrat kills an enemy Roadhog and it triggers the “who’s on top now?” voice line. there’s no heterosexual explanation for that

iwilleatyourenglish

this voice line was deemed inappropriate and not included in the Russian translation of the game

cheaphalloweencostume

there is no heterosexual explanation for that

thefreemanmd-deactivated2018120

Yes there is. Kill count, like Legolas and Gimli.

nintendodirectaction

ah, the heterosexual friends, Legolas and Gimli.

ruinedchildhood

90sjamz

nalgenebottle-deactivated201706

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?