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@elodieunderglass - This made me think of you.
I just learned I read all three novels by Jeffrey Eugenides
I think now I can rightly classify myself as a Jeffery Eugenides fan
Walking Deacon at the park today, a little girl confidently approached us and politely asked if she could pet Deacon (“Can I please pet your dog?”). Of course I said yes, told her his name was Deacon and that he particularly enjoyed getting ear skritches. After looking at me blankly for a moment, she responded in Spanish that she didn’t understand.
Luckily, I am equipped to have a simple conversation about dogs in Spanish, and we talked about Deacon’s preferences for pets (ears, belly), whether she had a dog (she did not), and what kind of dog is her favorite (THIS dog) (emphatically, lol).
After a bit, her mom called her away, she said thanks, and scampered off. Hours later I’m still thinking about what a kindred spirit that child was because if I was learning a new language, I too would first learn how to ask if it was okay for me to pet a dog. 🫡🐕
Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving
I asked Google if I should fuck this boy and AI moralized on me
Quick while the astronauts are no-transmission behind the moon let’s arrange the continents into a funny shape
nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said
In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me
Taking care of a house with fibro is soooo hard
And mind you I hire a person to come do the cleaning for me
Just the food and the clothes and the putting things away already overwhelms me
I want my mama
“Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read.”
— Raymond Carver (b. 25 May 1938)
no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed
mood
but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually
still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah