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they are so touchy
Promised Land
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2vKvRyy
by LeChatNoir1918
The obligatory movie fic, I guess??? You know which scene Iâm referring to.
*CONTAINS MOVIE SPOILERS*
Words: 3172, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English
Fandoms: Miss Fisherâs Murder Mysteries, Miss Fisher and the Crypt of Tears (2020)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M
Characters: Phryne Fisher, Jack Robinson
Relationships: Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson, Phryne Fisher & Jack Robinson
Additional Tags: plain smut, smutty smut smut, but also fluffy, because that scene, has all the feels, also fanart, because I need to get back into things honestly, Itâs been a hot minute, but I had to do something for this, and of course itâs smut, for now anyway
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2vKvRyy
sorry to be horny on main (well now my main account) but this is my favourite phrack [explicit] fic if anyone wants a recommendation
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â°â⤠A hungover and utterly mussed up Jack
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i spent $280AUD on a cameo from miriam margolyes. iâm sure this will be a worthy investment
Client Challenge
life hack when youâre depressed - get a pep talk from miriam margolyes
Very Important* Reference for Fanfic Authors
*YMMV
Post Crypt of Tears, I know everyone is madly penning their own continuations. All of you authors are absolute GEMS and your contributions are completely appreciated. And while I would not want to rob you of obsessively watching the final scene over and over to catch every nuance, I would also like you to have a quick and easy reference to the important background details.Â
Where and how Jack and Phryne came upon these two tents in the middle of the desert is a mystery. How one is an absolute hovel and the other has legitimately more decor than is strictly necessary, I donât know. I have come to the conclusion that makes as much sense as anything else - the Phryne Tent was the 1929 equivalent of an Airbnb and Jackâs tent was the one that could be carried on a camel. It also explains how they were able to get away on only one camel with fuck all supplies to roam the desert. Anyway. Without further adoâŚ
Jackâs HovelÂ
Camp bed/reclining chair/beach lounger. Covered in wool blankets that look suspiciously Native American, but that could be due to another passing theory of these tents. **
Binoculars.
Flask.
OPEN FLAME fire hazard.
Absolutely gross dirty tent material.
Inside the Out
Unidentifiable pile of crap. Possibly luggage or cooking shit or whatever. I mean, DID they cook? Was town just to the right of the camels? If there was Airbnb, was there Postmates?
Absolutely unnecessary outdoor adornment. Phryne, you are SO extra.
Phryneâs Tent, Int
All.
The
Fabric
Rope?
Phryneâs Tent, The Boudoir
Candle lantern, fire hazard
Candle lantern, fire hazard
Candle lantern, fire hazard
Candle lantern, fire hazard
COW HIDE? **
Mosquito net, I guess. Do mosquitos live in the desert?
Rugs as wallpaper.
Oddly shaped luggage.
Clay pot.
Absurdly large tent bed.
At least 6 giant pillows.
Another pull rope.Â
Phryneâs Tent, The Boudoir (detail)
Candle lantern
COW HIDE?
Some other hide wrapped around the pole (feat. on other pole as well)
Hanging binoculars.
Heaving bosom. No really - go back and watch it. Sheâs breathing awfully heavy for someone playing it so cool.
** alternate theory or addendum to Airbnb theory - tents are owned by an American Cowboy.
My dudes. MY DUDES.
How did I never notice his hands on her neck before? Was he going to kiss her? Or throttle her?
Do you know this moment when youâre re re re re watching MFMM and youâre sure the obsession wonât hit you as much this time, but then you find yourself watching Jack kissing Phryne âas part of the jobâ and all starts over againâŚ
UGH YES
i rewatched the crypt of tears tonight. whenever i watch it i think of this review
i spent $280AUD on a cameo from miriam margolyes. iâm sure this will be a worthy investment
rewatching ruddy gore and i had completely forgotten about the hughxphryne scene where she gives him a porn book??? why did i not retain that?? she would have an obscene collection surely a gift for jack wouldnât hurt
Some more inner monologue. For @dirobinsonhearteyes who suggested this scene.
book!phrack is so different to the series. i thought i would hate it⌠i donât. phryne is less of a femme fatale though. i still imagine the dialogue with nate and essieâs sex appeal
Another Regency Fic Writer PSA:
The word you want is âwantonâ not âwontonâ. Wanton is the word that means unrestrained/loose/lustful.
Wonton is a dumpling.
Look, there are word mistakes and there are word mistakes. Some of them, your eyes sorta glaze over as a reader, "Oh, the writer got those two words confused, everyone carry on with business as usual." And then there are *word mistakes* where you read them and the mental equivalent of a 24-vechicle pile up occurs and your progress through the fic stops dead in its tracks while the existential dread hits you Wonton is 100% the latter
YES you get it you understand
it makes me ditch the entire fic
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miss Fisherâs Murder Mysteries (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Phryne Fisher/Jack Robinson Additional Tags: Bondage, Orgasm Edging, Oral Sex, 69 (Sex Position), Vaginal Sex, Teasing, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, Shameless Smut, Emotional Sex, Love Confessions, Post-Season/Series 03, Phryne has Jack right where she wants him, Itâs so much better when he does it with his teeth Summary:
Jack is a feast for the senses, all long limbs and golden skin. He occupies much more of the bed than Phryne ever does, his arms stretching easily across it and his legs, which Phryne has left unrestrained, reaching to nearly its foot. The sight of the small muscles in Jackâs arms tensing, gently testing his restraints, makes Phryneâs belly clench.Â
PSA: READ THIS. FOR YOUR HEALTH. READ THIS RIGHT NOW. EVEN IF YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS FANDOM OR PAIRING, READ IT. IT IS SOME OF THE BEST SEX IâVE EVER SEEN WRITTEN IN FANFIC, IN PUBLISHED WORK, IN ANYTHING. RUN, DONâT WALK.Â
writing an essay but I really want to watch my silly little Australian detectives solve murders
more characters should be 30+ years old