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i hate when big bad news make all kinds of people say stuff online. you are performing… for yourself… shutting up is less of a mockery than saying something sometimes. shutting up can do a serious situation justice you know

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skin care hack: barely drink any water, smoke cigarettes, don't ever wash your face and don't ever moisturize, pick holes in skin, sleep on your side on a flat yellow pillow, every meal is candy, thank me later

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what if at the end of succession Logan just bursts into worms

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roman: oh fuck you guys! Dad's not - actually worms, alright, he's just fucking with us. it's a mindfuck, it's textbook fucking cave painting shit

Kendall: uh, I'm pretty sure he burst into worms, bro

shiv: but not... really, right? not actually worms. like it wasn't ... worms? are we sure? did - did Hugo say that?

frank: (raises eyebrows) Worms.

Tom: surely not? I mean, earthworms?

frank: pink and everything.

Connor: (inexplicably crunching on an apple like brad pitt) Yeah, but that's classic Pa, though, right? he used to do that all the time when I was a kid

Kendall: yeah no I remember that

roman: oh fuck off! (standing on the table for some reason)

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(later)

Greg: so Uncle Logan - he was, um, he was worms the whole time?

ewan: Greg, I tried to warn you of the insectoid rot poisoning this family. of course he was worms.

Greg: Yes, but you didn't... I thought, in a sort of, um, metaphorical way, like in terms of - I don't think you quite elucidated the actual nature of the situation, to me, um...

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(even later)

Greg: (on the phone) YES MOM, like the oogie boogie man!