Caitlin Marie

You can be a King or a Street Sweeper, but everybody dances with the Grim Reaper.

[creepysilencebaby]

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[purpletangyvaginas]

[grandpaq]

If I reblog it does that mean I’m gonna have good dick to give out this summer? 🤔

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

Just here for the money part lmao

[interminaterogationriteolworshi]

Bring me my blessings

[n0kiv]

I just need the money

[earthshaker1217]

I want the money.

[myniggahplease]

^^

[peace-to-beauty]

I need both.

[cams-archive]

[ok91]

[brbjellyfishing]

my left and right brain hemispheres communicating

[allthepeoplee]

he is heaven

[skarsgardaddict]

[puppygamer]

[skarsgardaddict]

”He doesn’t need words.”  Mute (2018), dir. Duncan Jones  

[itskyalenotkyle]

Mood for 2018

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

I’m watching this everyday

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.

Him: What’s your favorite color?

Me: Lol, pink.

Him: Is that the same color as your panties?

Me:

[yafavblogger]

Him: How was your day?

Me: A little stressful can’t wait to get home and relax.

Him: awww you need some dick to relax babe.

[whutetdew-deactivated20220131]

Him: what do you do for fun?

Me: I like to knit

Him: why don’t you knit on this dick

Me:

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

😂😂😂😂

[meeesshhh]

Him: What are you up to?

Me: Just did laundry, tired af now.

Him: You deserve some dick for that right?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Ladies, keep it going!

[jd-baby-deactivated20210223]

Him: wyd

Me: I’m washing dishes

Him: damn…wish I could bend you over the sink

(Someone really told me this)

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

BYEEEE!! 😂😂😂😂

[okinawawgoddess]

🙄

[thetaurusworld]

Him: wyd?

Me: laying down

Him: without me?

Me:

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

That’s the granddaddy of them all!

[soravagemecrazy]

Foreal

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Him: WYD

Me: I’m having dinner

Him: Damn, I bet that mouth good, huh?? 😏

Me:

[thenfrankiesaid]

a mf that will “wyd” your ass to death all damn day 🙄

[ariesg0ddess]

Lmaooooo niggas are so annoying.

[chubbloveee]

Him: Wyd?

Me: About to take a shower

Him: Let me get in with you

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

The sink one took me out

[onlyblackgirl]

Niggas: wyd

Me: Chillin

Nigs: I got something you can do 😉😜

Me:

[findingmeslowly]

😂😂

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

This is gold 😂

[notoriouslynay]

Lame nigga: wyd

Me: nothing much, watching netflix

Lame: you wanna netflix and chill

[tamaraaal0vee-deactivated201912]

This post funny 😂

[kammmars]

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[rihardgansey]

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

[sa2ha]

is it possible for someone to hate cats and still be a good person?

absolutely the fuck not

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[thediaryoflaurapalmer]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

he was hungry as a horse