lex

i don’t grow out of fandoms, i just add more to an ever evolving collection

[misshollowayy]

waitress sydney is gone but she used to be mine 💔💔 i was going day 2 too FUCK

[misshollowayy]

having just watched leviticus i can confirm that yes, it is so fucking good and also yes, someone needs to edit it to 'the cure' by olivia rodrigo

[dreams-of-omniciidee]

Outlining and starting to write a Pihlasz x Zasza fic continuing on from P5 knowing full well that its long enough that that by the time it's written P6 will probably be out and completely nullify it all and-

Man i'm way too used to writing either fully canon compliant or complete aus huh

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[misshollowayy]

trying to study by relating the info to fandoms is so funny like. yes leonidas in the battle of thermopylae is EXACTLY like john obrien in new albion radio hour

[misshollowayy]

rewatching everymanHYBRID really makes me appreciate how well HABIT is acted, specifically how animalistic and rabid he is at times. it really breaks you out of that “oh HABIT is a really funny antagonist” thought process for a moment and instead you’re just. scared as hell

[misshollowayy]

as an alto i will forever appreciate the range of voices in paul shapera’s musicals. like wdym a song sung by a woman is in MY range ??? insane

[misshollowayy]

i 100% understand magic skyler’s annoyance with his imaginary friends cause when pupetshades 5 first came out i had a test that day and the only thing stuck in my head was “boom shakalakalaka”

[fuckyeahdavidandyonatan]

*Javert voice* and on the day we come its over

[misshollowayy]

it’s not a google house it’s a google home speaker