[jamesfuckingkirk-deactivated201]

What? I totally don’t suit braids - I don’t have enough hair, it’d look ridiculous. It’s so weird that you have an equally shitty ex - I mean, I say that, he’s on pretty good terms with Joce, I just- I have a side and I’m sticking with it. [smirks, sipping his drink] Same, cept I wasn’t with a woman, I was actually looking for him. 

[misshypohappytoyou]

Ah'm sure the girls could do something, maybe do up your make-up? [laughs at the image of Jim in make-up.] Right, sounds like my Jim, 'cept Josh and I aren't exactly on terms with anythin' at the moment. I like it like that; he probably doesn't. [takes a drink and smirks.] Well ain't that a happy beginning.

[jamesfuckingkirk-deactivated201]

Well that’s how it starts isn’t it? [he attempted the hide his smirk behind the glass in his hands] The bitching, the snarking, the constant hypoing - I mean, that in itself is pretty much an admission - and then there’s the fact you hover around the bridge like you just miss him… [this time he doesn’t bother hiding the smirk, showing her that he was, in fact, teasing her.] Did you have Jo? You know, a daughter? I think that’s the main cause of his wrinkles.

[misshypohappytoyou]

[She shakes her head, rolling her eyes as she takes a long drink] No, that ain’t how it starts. Ah bitch ‘cause if ah didn’t that kid would be dead by now and he ain’t the only one to be on the receiving end of my snark. Next thing ya know, you’re gonna say ah have some secret crush on that damn hobgoblin o’ yours. [She takes another long drink, then pressed her lips together as she shook her head.] No, ah’ve no kid; ‘specially a little girl. I do hear kids have that effect on ya. 

[jamesfuckingkirk-deactivated201]

[Jim couldn’t help the snickering from bubbling out of him, she was just as easy to goad as his own Bones was] Uh huh, sure about that Bones? [he grinned, sipping his drink before all joking left his face and he nodded] Yeah, she’s the love of his life… So yeah. So, did you meet your Jim while bitching out people on a shuttle and threatening to puke on him?

[misshypohappytoyou]

[Bones nodded as she finished another sip, her brows furrowing as she licked her lips to talk.] Damn sure, kid, why? Ya wanna go join Chapel and Uhura's little gossip party? I hear they braid each others hair while they're at it. [She huffed out a laugh, giving a light smirk to her lip.] Well, if he's got a bitch of an ex like I do, the kid would be all ah'd have for love too. [She took a quick sip, nodding as she brought the glass away from her lips.] Nearly did too, damn death traps. It wasn't till 'bout a week after orientation, or whatever the hell they call it, that ah saw him again though; with some woman no doubt. 

[savechahakyeon]

Star Trek Into Darkness + Chain of Command

[jamesfuckingkirk-deactivated201]

Well that’s how it starts isn’t it? [he attempted the hide his smirk behind the glass in his hands] The bitching, the snarking, the constant hypoing - I mean, that in itself is pretty much an admission - and then there’s the fact you hover around the bridge like you just miss him… [this time he doesn’t bother hiding the smirk, showing her that he was, in fact, teasing her.] Did you have Jo? You know, a daughter? I think that’s the main cause of his wrinkles.

[misshypohappytoyou]

[She shakes her head, rolling her eyes as she takes a long drink] No, that ain't how it starts. Ah bitch 'cause if ah didn't that kid would be dead by now and he ain't the only one to be on the receiving end of my snark. Next thing ya know, you're gonna say ah have some secret crush on that damn hobgoblin o' yours. [She takes another long drink, then pressed her lips together as she shook her head.] No, ah've no kid; 'specially a little girl. I do hear kids have that effect on ya. 

[prodxgaliron-archived]

Reblog if I'm allowed to tag you in random starters.

[kellieontherun-blog]

PLEASE.

PLEASE.

like not even kidding

im lonely

[mathischevalier]

((Oh my god I can’t even enforce how much I would positively love this no matter the plot. I would really love something cray like this to happen SO BAD PLEASE))

[youmakemenauxiousarchive-blog]

[[no matter how cray

[misshypohappytoyou]

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[misshypohappytoyou]

+spockxtmprsqzntwlfb

[spockxtmprsqzntwlfb]

“Turner. Martha Turner.” He did not sidestep as that would have been fairly obvious, but he did lean in between the eyesight of the two McCoys. “If you’re satisfied, we’ll be on our way.” 

The doctor’s face twisted into something like astonishment mixed with anticipation. “Wouldn’t you know it, my mother had the same name.” He made a dismissive gesture to Spock as if to say, ‘buzz off and let the humans reminisce’ but Spock stood his ground as a visual buffer between the two.

“Hey, uh…” Never one to allow the Vulcan to act out in stubbornness, McCoy made his way over to ‘Martha’ himself. “You wouldn’t happen to have known her, would you? Or ever lived in Georgia, just outside of Atlanta?  I can’t quite place your face, but you’re kinda familiar.” 

[misshypohappytoyou]

She groaned a bit, hiding still behind the Vulcan. It had been ridiculous thinking that, being the same person and all, they might share different mothers - or at least, the name perhaps - but of course that had been too bold an idea to think that 'Martha Turner' had only belonged to Leonarda, especially when there was apparently a Leonard in another universe who shared the same life as she did. Leonarda had somewhat hoped the brash, stubborn nature of the Vulcan might allow the two to escape her counterpart, but again, too bold a concept because not only did it fail, but the doctor simply made his way around the second in command towards her. 

McCoy gave a normal charming smile, trying hard not to give away the illusion. "Actually, uh, ah may have known her - quite well perhaps," the doctor wasn't even going to see what the Vulcan's reaction was to that, seeing as she was already mentally kicking herself for it as well, "Ah came from a small town a bit south of Atlanta, one where eveyone knew everyone. Ah've been told ah've a face like that, but ya are the CMO 'round here so it's hard ta miss ya for routine physicals and all." 

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[jamesfuckingkirk-deactivated201]

[laughs] You should introduce us sometime.[Leads her to his rooms, letting her with a flourish before following her inside] You know, I don’t think you can call me kid when you’re like the same age as me. 

[misshypohappytoyou]

Remind me not to. Last thing ah need is Chapel or Uhura findin’ out that their little rumors could hold some truth. [She follows and is thankful the room looks just about the same as her own Kirk’s quarters had been. She took a seat in an open chair, leaning back and smirking at his comment.] Darlin’, normally ah might find that charmin’, but ah’m 32 and at least back home, Jim has barely reached 30. Besides, ya’ll always be ‘kid’ ta me.

[jamesfuckingkirk-deactivated201]

Oh, so there is something between you and your Jim? Rumours don’t come from nowhere, Bonesy. [He headed straight over to his drinks cabinet, pulling out a half full bottle of Bourbon - his Bones’s favourite and pouring them two glasses, handing hers over and taking a seat across from Bones] I’m 26 and you gotta forgive me for thinking you were younger, you don’t frown half as much as min- This universes Bones does. 

[misshypohappytoyou]

[She groans, rolling her eyes.] No there ain't anythin' but a job and drinkin' company between us. Chapel just likes to think that since ah'm always bitchin' at him that we must be harborin' things for each other, but we ain't. [Gives a small nod of thanks as she takes the glass, swirling it around a little before taking a drink.] Woman age less drastically than men, Jim, 'cause ah'm sure we have the same work ta be done everyday, but ah guess ah can't look a gift horse in the mouth, so, thank ya. 

[warmbunnies-deactivated20140118]

ok for real all of us need to do a meetup and get high as fuck and watch star trek alright this needs to happen

[flowerkirks-deactivated20140917]

for fuckin real let’s do this

[vulcandroid]

im fucken prepared for this

[sadspockpanda]

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[misshypohappytoyou]

[lucystillintheskywithdiamonds]

[misshypohappytoyou]

+thewickedscenario

[thewickedscenario-deactivated20]

“All I want to do is transport off this damn ship,” he growled at her. Although to be honest there wasn’t much in his own universe he particularly cared about keeping except for his own doctor. And maybe that was why he was being so (relatively) forgiving of the woman’s brusque nature.

He slipped right past her and out the door, walking at a less than sedate pace towards the turbolift. He didn’t look angry, just as though he were in a hurry, which got most people out of their way. Once they reached the lift he leaned against the back of it, staring at the door with a narrowed glare, his arms crossed, and stayed completely silent. You might say that this Jim was in a permanent state of ‘throwing a fit.’ Maybe that was even accurate.

The moment he reached the transporter room and removed the technician from sight, Kirk dropped to his knees and opened up the console.

[misshypohappytoyou]

"Then it looks like we agree on somethin'," she snapped back, making her way after him. Many moved aside as they made their way to the lift, which only made this entire little field trip a bit worse in her mind. With the face of her captain in use by the other with her moving at the same pace alongside him, it certainly was something they could chat about on board the ship. Though of course, it hardly seemed anyone noticed it wasn't their captain, probably sharing in the thoughts that she had when she first say him. 

When they entered the lift, she swiftly entered their destination and kept as far as she could from the other. Glancing over, she noticed the familiar stance which she'd faced more than a few times out of the years she knew her captain. "You may not be the same Jim," she scoffed, "but you certainly act like him." 

When the lift opened, McCoy moved out first, approaching the officer in charge. It took a bit of convincing, but she was thankful after a bit of badgering - and her normal brusque manner - the officer in charge was gone, leaving the two alone. She didn't do anything but cross her arms as the false Kirk dropped to his knees and began to mess with the console. 

[misshypohappytoyou]

+spockxtmprsqzntwlfb

[spockxtmprsqzntwlfb]

“…I could send the reports just before I accompany you to your universe, therefore allowing sufficient time for the two of them to process what I did. Humans often react on impulse only to reverse their initial stance after they have thought things through. However, the doctor has a longer recovery period than most…” 

Only until now did Spock truly understand the idiom ‘speak of the devil’. 

“Fellow crewmember, Doctor.” Perhaps if he participated in their usual back and forth, McCoy wouldn’t recognize his face in the other… McCoy. 

[misshypohappytoyou]

McCoy scoffed lightly, a crooked smirk pulling at her lips, "Why Spock, ah think that's the nicest thing ya ever said ta me; even if ya aren't my Spock." Of course, the sarcastic turn of her rant was cut short as her male self came forward. It didn't feel as strange as the last time to see her counterpart, but it certainly wasn't pleasant. She stepped back a bit, wanting to obstruct his view of her the best she could. 

Bones narrowed his eyes a bit, noting the way Spock replied as one of their volley of words which hardly ceased, but simply was left when one party did. "Right, fellow crew member," he repeated back, crossing his arms, "the point still stands, Spock, am I s'pose to keep referring to as 'fellow crew member'?" McCoy would have been fine with that, but she knew if anyone brought an unknown person in her sick bay, she'd be climbing the walls to get a name; which could possibly mean her male self was similar in that respect.

[intergalacticexplorer]

Dr. Leonard McCoy would like to comment on his absence from the recent Star Trek Into Darkness poster.

[askcaptkirk]

Bones!

[askcaptkirk]

“I’ll ask her.” Not order. But he already knows what the answer will be. Rand is just that type of a person. He’s thankful for it.

[misshypohappytoyou]

"Guess ah better go tell M'Benga of the change in plans," she grumbled, running a hand through her hair, "Ah'll meet ya in the transporter room, ah guess." She'd need to pack anyway, seeing as she'd had no intentions before to leave the ship in the first place. 

[steamedporkbun]

“There is a primal reassurance in being touched, in knowing that someone else, someone close to you, wants to be touching you. There is a bone-deep security that goes with the brush of a human hand, a silent, reflex-level affirmation that someone is near, that someone cares.”

—Jim Butcher