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I'm just going to share this little thing for people who do like my writing to read if they want :3
I'm currently planning to rewrite my rules, how I want requests to be set up, post/write all the requests in my inbox at the moment (which I closed while I work on all of this).
I am going to be pretty busy soon due to stuff so I want to get this all figured out beforehand. And a little note I want to give out is I will be open to doing stuff for other fandoms once I figure out all the rules and such.
I am someone who struggles a lot with commitment and just finishing things which is why some requests have been collecting dust in my inbox.
A note for the future once I do reopen requests/asks is please do not be like "can you finish my request" and such because it's something that really bothers me- I don't know why I felt like adding all of this when it was supposed to be me just self promoting my story.
Might get around to even fixing up my introduction and stuff... until than uh, hope everyone has a good day, night, afternoon and just in general has a good life :D
last song: Truck Stop Tiger by roar. fucks me up dude
currently reading: i dont really recall, ig the takeuchi excavator TB235-2 user manual
currently watching: hermitcraft as per usual, tangotek livestreams and i gotta watch bdubs newest episode still
currently craving: dirt & thrifting, i wanna go outside & buy cheap work shirts. food wise: i miss tacobell so bad dawg the closest tacobell is in another state :((((
coffee or tea: i need my teeth to rot out from sody pop thank you :3
Tagging: @megsiepoo @by-glass-and-waves @the-pentaparty @missed33 pavi tagged most of the ppl i wouldve tagged, get died ig
ily/p my beans i have tagged myself
anyways heres me on said excavator LMAO Gpa wanted to remove a VERY rotten stump to make room for corn
i put anuras face to censor my heinous face fgjkfgjdfjljdf
(thank you b for tagging me lol)
rules: answer + tag six people u want to know
fav color: blueeeee
last song: lake of fire by nocturnus
currently reading: i don't read books lol!!!
currently watching: nothing cuz i just woke up!!
currently craving: nothing again cuz i just woke up!!
coffee or tea: tea. tea for sure
tagging: @megsiepoo @bunnyiebon @amb3rtheinvisibleghost @god-of-death-sora @skykiuwu @seiko-yume idk who to tag really so i just picked some friends and mutuals from here lol enjoy yerselfs imma go back to rotting in bed now
[I just came back to life just to see I got tagged so… here I am at like 3am writing this lol. I don’t get why I got tagged—)
Rules: Answer + Tag Six People You Want To Know
⋆｡°✩ Favorite Color ✮⋆˙
Ummm… either mint green, lavender or black
⋆｡°✩ Last Song ✮⋆˙
I’ll Be Good by Jaymes Young
⋆｡°✩ Current Reading ✮⋆˙
Offical works? None. Though I am working on reading through old world building & drafts of mine. Finally ended up updating one of my fanfics as well.
⋆｡°✩ Currently Watching ✮⋆˙
Nothing. I don’t watch TV at all.
⋆｡°✩ Currently Craving ✮⋆˙
Caffeine at the moment I guess
⋆｡°✩ Coffee or Tea ✮⋆˙
Tea. Coffee doesn’t taste good to me.
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Uh I’m too socially awkward and just introvert to actually know anyone I want to list… so I just grabbed random people. Sorry for those I tagged— I hate impulsive choices
Hello again! It's been a while hasn't it? I was thinking about a young, pre crown, pre injury Shamura x Male reader that becomes best friends with them. How they grow up together as friends (maybe more) into Bishophood.
[I also hc Shamura as afab nb as well if that matters. Pretty sure it doesn't lmao.]
Childhood Dreamers| Shamura Headcanons w/ Male Reader P1
⟡↺ It has been very long! Happy to hear from you again :D (I totally didn’t start writing this instead of starting to get ready for bed) I am going off pure headcanon stuff since I don’t feel like looking if there’s any lore for precrown Shamura-
⟡↺ Seeing this request cured my depression /j
⋆𖦹 Featuring:
Shamure/Reader, Romance?, pre-game, Reader being called MC
➤ Splitting this into parts because I want to a oneshot for it but it’s like 11 and I got schooling to deal with in the morning so sorry if it’s pretty short (wanted to get something done quickly but I’m like mentally out of it) will put part two here when done with it
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⋆.˚ Childhood Dreamers Headcanons ♡
Childhood Years!
๋࣭⭑⚝ Shamura steals MC’s clothes, no question about it. It doesn’t matter if MC is half their size, clothes will be stolen
๋࣭⭑⚝ They are pretty affectionate, liking headbumps and hugs
๋࣭⭑⚝ Shamura and MC have matching “web crowns” most of the time aka the closest you get to flower crowns most of the time.
๋࣭⭑⚝ Shamura goes to MC for comfort and reaffirmation about their feelings, with MC being the first person they told about being uncomfortable with being a girl.
๋࣭⭑⚝ Shamura tries their best to remember everything about MC since it makes them feel like a good friend.
๋࣭⭑⚝ MC was Shamura’s first and only friend for most of their childhood.
Early “Bishop” Years!
๋࣭⭑⚝ Pushes MC away at first in worry of harming them
๋࣭⭑⚝ Trusts MC like a lifeline, asking them for guidance constantly
๋࣭⭑⚝ Sometimes will spend whole days clinging to MC when their new followers get to much for them
๋࣭⭑⚝ Shamura has at least twice fallen asleep on MC while venting about how stressed they are with so many people caring about their option out of nowhere
๋࣭⭑⚝ Shamura’s crown likes to sit on MC’s shoulder and often fetches MC if Shamura gets overwhelmed (aka annoys MC until they follow it)
๋࣭⭑⚝ Shamura likely started to form feelings for MC a bit into these years
hey! i have a request for cotl! how about traveler!reader with the lamb (platonic or romantic) and how the two met?
The Traveler — A “Drable Shot”
➸ Note from yours truly: Very sorry for such a long inactive period, school has been a nightmare. Also sorry for making you wait so long for me to make this anon! I might have taken it a different way then you wanted so very sorry if I did.
⟢Featuring:
Enby Reader, Undefined Relationship, Tall!Reader, Undefined Species Reader
⇢ Divided into sections, 90-110 words each
⌦ Meetings 🗒
The lamb was on a crusade, running low on some resources. They sliced down some grass as they entered a new room. The room was empty, making the lamb tense and preparing for an attack. Their heart pounded as they walked deeper into the area, no sign of life anywhere.
They jumped when a figure appeared in front of them. The lamb fell backwards being so surprised by such a sudden appearance. The stranger let out a laugh, reaching down to offer the lamb a hand. The lamb watched them remove their hood before taking their hand.
“... who are you?” the lamb asked.
“Call me [?]!” the lemur-like stranger answered.
⌦ Encounter 🗒
The lamb had not seen the stranger since that day, despite going on travels constantly to try to find them. It was getting annoying just how many times they got their hopes up only to be ambushed. Was the stranger gone? Had they moved to a different region? The lamb could only wonder.
“Why so beat up?” a voice from behind the lamb inquired.
The lamb let out a surprised squeak before turning around to see [?] hanging upside down from a branch. The lamb glared as they cleared their throat and tried to hide the fact that [?] got the jump on them.
“Was looking for you,” the lamb answered.
“... oh.”
⌦ Embarrassed 🗒
The lamb fidgeted as they sat outside of the door to Leshy’s domain. They had known [?] for a month now and had taught the traveler how to make it to the area. They were just waiting now, holding a small box in their lap. They hoped [?] liked their gift.
[?] wandered out of the door, sitting down to the shaking smaller creature. They ruffled the wool below the floating crown, giving the crown a playful glare before looking to meet the lamb’s gaze.
“How are you chops?” [?] grinned softly as they tilt their head at the box in the lamb’s lap.
The lamb shoved it at them, refusing to meet eyes.
⌦ Gifts 🗒
[?] fumbled the box in their hands as they sat there, the lamb had disappeared back into their cult grounds. They opened it, placing the lid beside them. They gasped seeing the item inside. It was a golden bracelet with a message carved into it. [?]’s eyes gleamed in joy as they placed it onto their wrist. They paused, thinking of how to return the favor.
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The lamb would wake up in the middle of the night to a box sitting right next to their pillow. They opened it, a small smile formed when they saw the collection of herbs in the box. They sighed, shaking their head. How nice…
⌦ Worship 🗒
The lamb wandered to the center ground of the doors to see [?] sitting on the steps leading up to the large golden door. They perked up when they saw the lamb, waving them over. The lamb quickly walked over sitting on the seat below them.
“... I’m happy I got to know you chops,” [?] said messing with the bracelet they wore. “You gave me a home you could say.”
“What are you saying?” the lamb asked, confused on what [?] was implying.
“I don’t want to wander anymore, no need to,” they rubbed their neck as they sighed. “What I mean to say is…”
Hi again! I really enjoyed what you did with the Heket x Male Reader one I asked you and was wondering if you could do the same with Kallamar? I would like for the reader to find pretty gems for Kallamar to make him feel loved or wanted. My silly squid man needs more love!
(I also headcanon Kallamar as transmasc but you don't have to follow that hc in this if you don't want to.)
Kallamar Scenario
𑁍 Featuring 𑁍
♡ Romantic Relationship w/ Kallamar
✦ Male Follower Reader
✦ Sea Otter Follower Reader
⋆ Takes place post-game
⋆ CONTAINS POST-GAME SPOILERS
✦ I am still forming my own headcanons for characters- but I will use this headcanon for this work :>
✦✦ Warnings: Swears, Impiled self-harming behaviour
✦ Sorry if it's not what you wanted I wrote it in one go after i got motivated
|⌨|Stressful Price for Love|⌨|
Reader was pacing back and forth in his tent, stress and fear gnawing at his chest. Oh, he fucking hated feeling so exposed and nervous. He had asked the leader if he could go on a trip to Anchordeep recently and was waiting for them to return to grant him their blessing. He had been waiting for a week and his nerves had only gotten worse by the second. His fur had patches where he had overgroomed himself to the point there were claw marks on his arms and such. He forgot the last time he actually slept or left his tent without instantly getting aggressive. Kallamar had tried to interact with him a couple of times by now and would end up snapping at the ex-bishop every time. He hated his behavior towards Kallamar... he just hoped the leader got home soon.
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When The Lamb returned, Reader instantly left after getting their blessing and a new necklace. He refused to spend another day in his tent, stressed out and panicking. He needed to get this over with before he ended up driving himself mad. He got bruised up a bit while in Anchordeep but he found a couple rocks and gemstones that he felt like Kallmar would like. He went through Anchordeep a couple times, encountering Forneus some time into his third trip for some more gems. The cat had stopped him, helping him patch up and leaving him some parting words before he left for the next room...
"You need listen only to your heart, for there lie your truest desires!"
He just forced a smile and nodded before he kept going farther through the biome. When he returned four days later, he had a large amount of gems and even some seaweed. He got to work on making his gift for Kallamar for his confession... he had spent almost months stressing over the event and now it was time to admit his feelings for the nervous squid. He made the crystals into a small bouquet using the seaweed and had gained permission from the leader to set up a small gem garden a bit off the set bounds of the cult grounds.
He could have planned it out better, Reader would admit later, since he did scare the living daylights out of Kallamar by suddenly dragging him into the forest. But he couldn't wait to get this whole thing over with so if he got rejected he would have a chance to deal with it.
"... Kallamar... I'll be blunt I guess... the reason I've been so odd was because... I've developed a crush on you- um..."
Kallamar had broken after hearing the confession and passed out. Not giving Reader a chance to even show him the gift. When he came through, he had admitted to sharing feelings and awkwardly grabbed Reader's hand. He also loved the gift and ended up hugging Reader tightly.
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Headcanons for the relationship:
◊ You & Kallamar spend a lot of time in the garden you made away from everyone else
◊ Kallamar ends up telling you about him being Transmasc and you start to help him when his gender dysphoria gets bad
◊ He helps you fix your grooming habits so you stop overgrooming
◊ You guys cuddle every night to help him with his nightmares
◊ You go on trips to Anchordeep biweekly to fetch more gems for Kallamar which makes him light up every time.
◊ You become his safe person, with him often never leaving your side once you start dating
◊ He does worry a lot about you when you leave and if you come back with injuries he often frets over you while patching you up
Could ya do heket with a reader that enjoys cooking for her
Heket Headcanons?
𑁍 Featuring 𑁍
♡ Relationship Status Left Up To the Reader
✦ Post Game Spoilers & Such
⋆ I am SO sorry for such a late reply to this request- I have had this draft sitting for a while
⋆ It’s like a one-shot into the form of headcanons… I don’t know how it happened. If you want I can redo your request
|⌨|Cookiing & Affection|⌨|
❤︎ You didn’t know how to get close to her at first, so you ended up seeking out the lamb to help
♥︎ When you found out she liked food you instantly knew you found your ticket
❤︎ You go out on missionary quests a lot to collect cooking materials
♥︎ You begged the lamb to let you have the role of the cult’s cook
❤︎ Heket when you first gave her food all excited half considered you were trying to poison her
♥︎ She enjoys your cooking greatly and often seeks you out to request meals
❤︎ Sometimes you take her on picnics just so you can show her new recipes you are working on
♥︎ She will just sit and listen to you ramble about cooking while enjoying your food
❤︎ She helps you with carrying things and prepping things in the kitchen even if she doesn’t have the best skills in cooking
♥︎ You give her cooking lessons a lot and the two of you are very friendly with each other
❤︎ You almost got in a physical fight with another follower after they stole from Heket
♥︎ Heket had to hold you back and distract you by cooking some stew
❤︎ Heket refuses to eat anything not made by you unless she is starving
♥︎ You like to package meals for Heket before you go on missions so she can still have your food.
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Hi! I was wondering if you could to a Bishop Heket x Male Reader one. I'd like for it to be wholesome having the reader confessing his love for her. You could also add their everyday life stuff throughout it. Sorry, I'm just a little anxious requesting this...
Heket Scenario
𑁍 Featuring 𑁍
♡ Romantic Relationship w/ Heket
✦ Male Follower Reader
⋆ Takes place post-game
⋆ CONTAINS POST-GAME SPOILERS
⋆ Sorry for the delayed answer, life is hard
✦ It was mainly about the confession so sorry if I didn't add much about everyday life.
|⌨|Confessions & After|⌨|
He had been a follower of the lamb from the start of the cult. [READER] was a trusted disciple, doing his best to be a good follower. He never thought he would want anything other than to serve the lamb. Then the lamb started to recruit the bishops into the cult, and those thoughts shattered like glass. He found himself blushing and nervous around the ex-bishop Heket. He took over the role of being the cult's cook just so he could see her more. He loved watching her smile from eating his meals and loved the little sounds she made. He didn't mind the fact she didn't speak much, in fact, it just added to her charm in his mind. He would talk with her all the time while she just ate her food. Just seeing her from a distance was enough to make butterflies flutter in his stomach. So after a couple months of feeling like a lovesick puppy, he finally approached the lamb.
"... Could you collect me some camellias?" he asked meekly that day.
"Of course, anything for my most loyal follower!" the lamb said with a smile before disappearing to a crusade.
He spent the time the lamb was crusading to prepare. He found a nice spot where he would do it, cooked the food for the picnic and he practiced what he was going to say. By the time the lamb came back, he was already getting anxious about Heket's answer. He quickly invited Heket to a picnic and then got the camellias from the lamb.
He offered over the bunch of camellias, blushing deeply. "Will you be my lover Heket?"
She froze up, not processing the question at first before she offered a meek nod, taking the flowers. He beamed as he hugged her, excited as he started stuttering and stumbling on his words of joy.
They would start to have weekly picnics and would snuggle at night in the same tent. He would make Heket dishes all the time and she would often ask him to sit outside in the rain to watch for frogs. They made a good couple, being the envy of some of the other couples in the cult.
Hi there! Was wondering if we could get headcanons of the bishops being parents? (Or finding out they're gonna be parents? You can choose ^^
Bishop Parent Headcanons
𑁍 Featuring 𑁍
♡ Platonic & Romantic ♡
✦ I decided to do both since I got heavily inspired for some reason seeing this request
✦ For finding out ‘you’ is their partner so Romantic
✦ For being parents ‘you’ is their child so Platonic
✦ Also set around post-game
⋆ Sorry if it seems low effort or anything I was about to go to sleep when I saw your request and suddenly felt like I had to do it
⋆ Also side note, no Narinder included just the main four bishops
|⌨|Finding Out|⌨|
✎ Leshy, Bishop of Chaos
✿ He was surprised at first, thinking he misheard you
✿ It took a few tries before he finally believed you weren’t messing with him
✿ He would check in on you more than he used to in case you needed him
✿ Would spend the nights cuddling with you though and listening for the baby’s heartbeat
✿ Ends up becoming more affectionate, nuzzling into you, and overall more touchy
✿ Quick to show up if you even slightly sound like you’re in pain or call for him
✎ Heket, Bishop of Famine
𖥧 Accepted it pretty quickly, not questioning you much
𖥧 Makes sure you are well fed and sometimes even cooks for you herself
𖥧 Did become overprotective quite a bit, excusing her actions as wanting to keep the baby safe… many followers were lost for being too close to her comfort
𖥧 Helps with any cravings you end up having no matter how strange they might end up being
𖥧 Do expect a lot of surprise visits from her when she isn’t busy
𖥧 When both of you are in bed she will end up touching your stomach a lot and talking about the baby’s future
✎ Kallamar, Bishop of Pestilence
⚠ Had a near heart attack when you told him the news and did faint somehow
⚠ Worried for you 24/7 now and does not let you out of his sight
⚠ Constantly asking if you are okay and if you need anything
⚠ Tries to help keep you as healthy and pain-free as possible
⚠ Refuses to let any followers get close to you just in case
⚠ Lots of cuddling at night and he ends up telling you about how he worries about what happens when the kid is born
✎ Shamura, Bishop of War
𖦹 You had to tell them a few times before they could actively remember it
𖦹 Helps you research how the pregnancy will be and all the effects so you aren’t in the dark
𖦹 Has everything planned out to help you through it, cravings, pain, even had the labor planned out
𖦹 Tries to remember to check in on you so you don’t hurt yourself by overworking
𖦹 Leaves you under the care of Allocer (the witness of their area) when they are busy
𖦹 Informs you about the prophecy they had about the pregnancy and the child.
|⌨|Parenthood|⌨|
✎ Leshy, Bishop of Chaos
✿ Encourages any form of chaos caused by you as long as it does not hurt you. Want to light stuff on fire go ahead just don’t get burned
✿ Gives you flower crowns and likes teaching you about plants
✿ Is very affectionate with you and praises you a lot
✿ Calls you his little camellia & wormlet (word for baby worms I guess)
✿ Tries his best to be a good parent and keeps you away from his followers
✿ Gave you a mini version of his robes as a birthday gift once
✎ Heket, Bishop of Famine
𖥧 Her way of raising you isn’t the most positive
𖥧 Teaches you basic life skills like cooking and how to start a fire
𖥧 Keeps you away from everyone besides a selected few until you are older
𖥧 Criticizes everything you do and is very nitpicky about it while still speaking few words
𖥧 Thinks being tough on you is the best way to make sure you aren’t a pushover
𖥧 Calls you tadpole and pumpkin
✎ Kallamar, Bishop of Pestilence
⚠ Overprotective & overbearing
⚠ No interactions with others unless he’s there
⚠ Tries to keep you locked away from the world since he doesn’t want you to be hurt
⚠ Very loving and affectionate as long as you follow his rules
⚠ Calls you his crystal and little minnow
⚠ Thinks what he’s doing is best for you
✎ Shamura, Bishop of War
𖦹 They sometimes forget you exist but make it up to you once they remember
𖦹 Makes sure you are well educated about the world and how they run their cult
𖦹 Doesn’t hide much from you, letting you interact with anyone you want as long as you are careful
𖦹 Did consider revoking leaving the temple without an escort after you had a run-in with a certain fluffy purple spider
𖦹 Does give you some affection here and there with sparse praise when you prove you have been following your studies
𖦹 Introduced you to their siblings when you were ‘old’ enough and often gets you books about war tactics for your birthday
𖦹 Calls you spiderling and little poppy (I swear it’s not that random)
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