Everything Bagel

I'm Johanna. I have moxy. Counselor, wife, and dog mom. Tumblr OG - too old for your shit. Homesick for the east coast. 

[setheverman]

Me, year 2074: haha wow so you were born in 2006? you must be like 5 years old lol

[missjobear]

The only active tumblr on my feed is a sims 4 custom content blog. And like 1 friend. 😂😂

[missjobear]

Y'all. Did parenthood finally make me kick my tumblr habit? It's been a year since my last reblog.

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Someone Great (2019)

[eatsleepdraw]

It‘s a very weird time right now. It’s okay if you’re not okay. It‘s okay if you need to take a time-out, a step back and take some time to just breathe. Everyone is struggling right now, you‘re not alone. Sending you hugs. #makingarteveryday Day 92: Cloud + Art Styles . Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B-c7_90q-vQ/ Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/ffionevans/breathe-cloud/

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[chaoticallydanny]

Calling your friends cute/beautiful/handsome isn’t hitting on them. HYPE THEM UP.

[catkola]

You all are fucking dumb except for the ladies with big boobs. you are smart :)

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[missjobear]

Truth

[amargedom]

“My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with your acts of kindness. Continue to allow humor to lighten the burden of your tender heart.”

— Maya Angelou (via naturaekos)

[naik2seki]

me: why am I like this

also me: u kno damn well

[minions420]

u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

[sexybritishllama]

hey quick question, why is this the funniest reddit comment i have ever read in my entire life

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[thesadghostclub]

Change is scary, but good things come from change, and no matter how uncomfortable we feel when we think of things changing, we wouldn’t be doing what we’re doing now, without it. It’s ok ghosties 💕💕💕

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