Miss Keli Berry

Hello there! I'm Keli Berry, Junior at Isis Academy. Befriend me now because I have no doubt within a few short years I'll be a famed cellist traveling the world with no time for the little people. But lucky for you, for the time being I walk amongst the commoners and I'm actually really friendly and LOVE to meet new people. So if you see me in the halls introduce yourself! Please? Pretty please? Oh and if you see my doppelganger, that'd be my twin Rach. She's kind of amazing. So say hello to her too! -- xoxo KB

[solo-blaine-blog]

Coffee.

I’m operating on about 2 hours of sleep right now.

[misskeliberry]

I'm sure your Dom wouldn't want you overexerting yourself. You should go back to bed, sweetheart. Nothing is worth the exhaustion. 

[lunarsub]

There needs to be an age limit on nightmares.

ASAP.

[misskeliberry]

I watched a program once that said nightmares are actually very useful. What we dream about during the night tells us what we should be afraid of in the light. I had a nightmare about the second violinist in my quartet sabotaging a performance, so I fired her the next morning. I haven't had a nightmare since. Maybe you should listen to your thoughts more often, Luna. What are your nightmares about?

[sub-impressions]

I have lost my keys.

[sub-impressions]

Mmh, maybe. What did you mind for dinner?

[misskeliberry]

I don't know. We could have salad if that'd suit your taste more.

[sub-impressions]

I have lost my keys.

[sub-impressions]

Why do you have champagne? And they will! They’re like 500 calories for one. and all that sugar - it’s bad for you 

[misskeliberry]

Because you never know when you need to celebrate. They're only like 350 calories and I swear to you they won't make you fat. Indulging in things is good for your mental health so they balance out any bad physical effects.

[sub-impressions]

I have lost my keys.

[sub-impressions]

I found them in my bed, but I can definitely do that. 

[misskeliberry]

Well that's good. I've been running around so much this past week, to be honest, all I have in my fridge is a bottle of champagne and those Babycakes cupcakes you're convinced will get you fat. I can order something in though...or take you out.

[sub-impressions]

I have lost my keys.

I need to go get something to eat, but have no keys. 

and Le Roomate is not here right now. :(

[misskeliberry]

You should come to my room. I'll feed you.

[sub-impressions]

Watching Guilt Trip. [Private]

[sub-impressions]

Okay. I knew that. I did say that… your first priority should be your music and stuff, I just…. wanted to make sure that it wasn’t something else. 

[misskeliberry]

No, there's nothing else. You still make me very happy during our time together. Stop worrying, puppy. That's my job.

[ian-on-his-knees-blog]

New Bed

[ian-on-his-knees-blog]

Yes Miss, I’ll do that.

You make me sound like a penguin or something!

[misskeliberry]

Baby penguin. You've just earned yourself a nickname.

[sub-impressions]

Watching Guilt Trip. [Private]

[sub-impressions]

I knew that too. I just…forgot for a second, I guess.

Mmh. I don’t know because we went from “See me everyday” to…well, not everyday. 

[misskeliberry]

That has nothing to do with you...not really. You may have noticed, but sometimes I can get a little intense and obsessive about things. I know you're not ready for me to get intense about you, I knew that going into this. So I've created something else for me obsess over and get intense about. And now...I'm just having such a hard time stepping away from the quartet when I know that there's so much that needs to be done to make us great. All of that doesn't mean my feelings for you have changed. I just haven't been a very good Domme.

[ian-on-his-knees-blog]

New Bed

[ian-on-his-knees-blog]

Wow. That was a lot of words. I didn’t mean to upset you. And thank you for being nice. I’ll try to stay open to it..if I can figure out how to do that.

[misskeliberry]

You didn't upset me. I was just informing you. You can start being open to it by never telling yourself again that it won't happen for you. There's someone for everyone...including baby subs like yourself who don't now anything.

[sub-impressions]

Watching Guilt Trip.

[sub-impressions]

….Wait! Funny Girl, right? We watched it. ….some of it. I had almost forgot. But yeah, I knew that… about her. 

Yeah, I guess, You should love your kids like that. Are we okay? Things aren’t weird are they?

[misskeliberry]

Yeah, it's her favorite movie. 

You should love everyone you love like that. Why would you ask that?

[ian-on-his-knees-blog]

New Bed

[ian-on-his-knees-blog]

You keep saying Dom, but that could be a Mistress too. Anyway, I’m not so sure that will happen for me. I’m here now and I’m going to work on getting passing grades. You are sweet.

[misskeliberry]

I could go into a rant about how, as a feminist I think society's obsessive need to distinguish between the genders through titles is obnoxious. I could also go into my personal distaste for the title Mistress. But instead I'll focus on the issue at hand. Dom is an abbreviation for Dominant. I wasn't specifying a gender. I'm sure you'll bottom up for any Dom who tells you to. Focusing on school is a good start, but make sure you keep your heart open for love, cupcake. I've seen some amazing love matches happen here, and I swear if some of these undesirables can find love, there's no reason you won't be able to either.

[ian-on-his-knees-blog]

New Bed

[morris-onfire]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You totally want me as a brother, I get it. 

[misskeliberry]

Brother in law. Big difference. The idea of us being related is laughable.

[sub-impressions]

Watching Guilt Trip.

[sub-impressions]

Rachel?  Okay… I don’t know, Because she’s so….overthetop. 

[misskeliberry]

Barbra has an altar in our house. It's intense. Over the top is good sometimes though, right? She's passionate. She loves with her everything. It's better than someone having lukewarm feelings for you.

[ian-on-his-knees-blog]

New Bed

[ian-on-his-knees-blog]

Um well..that happens sometimes. Sorry, Miss.

[misskeliberry]

It's not a problem sweetheart. I'm sure some Dom will take you under their wing and you'll never be confused again.

[ian-on-his-knees-blog]

New Bed

[morris-onfire]

…Okay.

[misskeliberry]

Remember the words, Morrison. "Only by marriage."

[sub-impressions]

Watching Guilt Trip.

[sub-impressions]

Is that who that is? Oh god, your poor kids.

[misskeliberry]

Yes, that's who that is. Remember her name and remember her face. I'd hate for you to slip up in front of Rachel. Barbra is her idol. And why "poor kids?" Because I'll love and care too much? There's no such thing. Spoiler Alert: Seth Rogen's character realizes that his mom is his best friend in the end. She's cool, she's always trying to help and she always has his back.