My Favorite MBMBAM Quotes as Starters
I don’t think humans get livers until they’re, like, three.
Every dog is free if you’re quick enough.
How old do I have to be to get nunchucks?
Do you want challenge? Do a sudoku.
Did you just thank your bones?
CAN you name your baby after Justin Bieber?
If your voice has the power to make people gay, you should probably have consent forms.
You waste so much time with all those syllables.
Listen, there’s one thing in life I’m really good at and it’s lying
I’m as clean as a motherfucker but I do it in suspect ways.
The only medallions that I know of are either beef or enchanted.
You can make all the plans you want, the vampires are gonna ruin'em.
You can’t hide a Yahoo Answer in folders.
Now Céline Dion, there’s a singer than can get a magazine wet.
There is just nothing funny about cavemen.
We got our business looks.
I don’t have any fucking clothes!
I’m like a rotisserie shithead!
You look like a businessman with an extremely specific fetish.
You look like a new Candyland villain that only steals twizzlers.
You look like a vaudeville usher who’s trying for a management position.
You look like a halloween costume that represents farts under a blanket.
You look like some rye bread that a cape got on.
You look like if hepatitis was a person.
I’m just saying that if it comes down to it, why wouldn’t you eat Elon Musk?
Do they give you raw fettuccini to chew on in the lobby at Olive Garden?
You’re not right, but you’re loved.
I get real fucked up if I think about a vampire who can also, like, search the web.
I’ve never been to a Bubba Gump Shrimp but I assume there’s shrimp there.
I’ve got a plan: Let’s give up!
areudirty
titsay
2087
tangentwithtanner
stormborns
theartofmadeline
amandla
gracieabrams
kianamaiart
ellievsbear
