Just A Little Mess @missmizzy6 - Tumblr Blog

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*Despite everything, it's still you.

*...What? It's not?

*...Who are you?

*You're someone who tries, right?

*If you weren't, you wouldn't be here.

*"so don't give up wherever you are, okay?"

*"If you got past ME, you can do ANYTHING."

*"Together [...] we became strong."

*...Did you forget?

*"You" is not linear nor stable.

*"You" is as fluid as shifting water.

*You're still you. No matter how much you change.

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Grandma’s teapots ♡

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I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

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Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

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Uh oh

Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding

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@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."

But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife

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Lapiz (& Phos)

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Prev are you ok you reblogged i have to keep making things or ill disappear 8 times again

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im so tired girl...

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Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

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its phos again

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when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

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I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

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oh no is this what we’re doing now

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…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

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i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

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You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

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My favorite cooking show

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Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.

“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”

and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard