Klara & T

Weird idiots on Tumblr dot com (she/her) & (they/them) TMA

[dawnhamburger]

Potential WIP!

Daily 1276

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[dirt-mann]

"without modifying" how dare you insult the hard work of our landlords

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[pangur-and-grim]

reading with my creatures

[pangur-and-grim]

[mousegirlheart]

Im like if you gave a potato opinions

[klarityva]

Thought that said if you gave a potato onions

Mmmmm potato onions 🤤

[gingerspice]

jesse we have to become tumblr bots to throw off the DEA jesse

[digitaltos]

jesse we need to cock

[cutecipher]

i hate how you basically have to trick windows to use it in any capacity

[cutecipher]

"connect a microsoft account"

[rockergiirl]

why does unreal have a device type for instrument?

[virtualgirladvance]

guitar hero controller support for speedruns

[rockergiirl]

if i had a guitar hero controller to test with i absolutely would that would be amazing

[virtualgirladvance]

oh yeah! we love sam chiet absolute madlad

[jhalfsharp]

his video on his quest to become the last kinect developer might be the best video ever put to youtube

[melodies-stereo]

sometimes merely existing in the world as a trans woman with principles makes me feel like i'm going insane. what do you mean people think prisons are a good thing. what do you mean diverting from monogamy is considered ludicrous. what do you mean people think one's nature is unchangeable. what is considered 'normal' by the overwhelming majority of people is fucking topsy-turvy land to me. i dont understand it at all

[melodies-stereo]

we're all really feeling this one, huh?

[xarci-nonmu]

read this book on magick and it was like "a great and powerful magickal technique practicable only by accomplished magicians is, to utterly change oneself and commit to the change, going against the world, changing your mind, your wardrobe, your identity-"

and i was like ok so im 2 years on estrogen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so the synopsis of The Ring is: you will die 7 days after watching this videotape. my question is does that apply to rewatching the tape. let's say I watch the tape, wait 6 days, and watch it again. does the timer reset to 7 days? can I do this indefinitely? can I become functionally immortal by watching the evil videotape on a weekly basis?

[shy-magpie]

I require the film where someone decides this means they are functionally immortal for 6 days after watching the tape so seeks it out before going on a series of utterly batshit suicide missions. The tape keeps trying to do creepy crap around them and they're just like "I have 3 days 12 hours left to do this prison break so you're not even on my top 10 concerns, either distract this guard for me or go do something about that hair while you're waiting"

The ghost is so baffled and has no idea how to explain that's not how any of this works that it does save them a couple times while trying to get this across, thus convincing them the theory has been validated

[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[coffeedcait]

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[autismfox]

Graffiti is modern day cave painting

[iceghosto]

I couldnt not draw this

[wickerbotter]

"Yeah, I was dissatisfied with my boring life and got an irreversible medical treatment and it made my life better but it also made corporate higher ups equally intrigued, disgusted, and annoyed by my very existence. Oh yeah and then I took estrogen."

[valtsv]

"why do you keep calling things you find beautiful, inexplicable, and unsettling angels" i'm just doing what british wartime radar technicians did first

[valtsv]

it was birds btw

[valtsv]

↑ angel

[virtualgirladvance]

im guilt free like vegan honey

[xarci-nonmu]

what the fuck is vegan honey

[virtualgirladvance]

i make honey out of vegans

[illogicallogic]

Carnivore bees

[virtualgirladvance]

what bees?

okay so i think i can sell technically correct vegan honey...