UwUcifer

A gimmick bwog dat UwU-ifies posts!!

[post-uwuifier]

fuck yoo, post-uwuifew-sona!! UwU

(edit: if yoo want to dwaw da sona, pwease go fow it and send it to me!! i wuv getting fanawt UwU)

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[delusionalbestie]

who wanna come over and have floor time

[post-uwuifier]

who wanna come ovew and have fwoow time UwU

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[deceitfulfuck]

The floor's cold embrace does not suit me. I am a social creature, and as such quiet floor time does not suit me

[post-uwuifier]

Howy shit it’s Deceit fwom hit YooToob sewies Sandews Sides UwU

[thatdesolatefander]

I did not know that the UWUifier knew Sander Sides.... The fander ranks are strong

[post-uwuifier]

Been hewe since 2019 and stiww going stwong baby UwU

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[post-uwuifier]

[nu beews in] do yoo fink im evew going to bewong somewhewe UwU

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[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[post-uwuifier]

dis too shaww pass but da fucky wucky was dat fow UwU

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[cranb3rrry]

Brain injury? What’s it going to court for?

[post-uwuifier]

Bwain injuwy? Wat’s it going to couwt fow? UwU

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[real-language-facts]

the opposite of "run and hide" is "leisurely stroll and jekyll"

[post-uwuifier]

da opposite of “wun and hide” is “weisuwewy stwoww and jekyww” UwU

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[schlorb]

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

[post-uwuifier]

White boi AWAWMS Chinese westauwant staff by buwsting into PEWFECT teaws instead of owdewing UwU

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[tunisian]

“why are you like that” because im full of love and whimsy and childlike wonder

[post-uwuifier]

“why awe yoo wike dat” because im fuww of wuv and whimsy and chiwdwike wondew UwU

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[delusionalbestie]

who wanna come over and have floor time

[post-uwuifier]

who wanna come ovew and have fwoow time UwU

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[deceitfulfuck]

The floor's cold embrace does not suit me. I am a social creature, and as such quiet floor time does not suit me

[post-uwuifier]

Howy shit it’s Deceit fwom hit YooToob sewies Sandews Sides UwU

[bookwyrminspiration]

a white whale, a black swan, and a red herring walk into a bar

[post-uwuifier]

a white whawe, a bwack swan, and a wed hewwing wawk into a baw UwU

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[teathattast]

You can take a 30 minute nap but watch out (you will sleep for 4 hours)

[post-uwuifier]

Yoo can take a 30 minute nap but watch out (yoo wiww sweep fow 4 houws) UwU

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[thescribblemonster]

Please put that fat Italian man in more ill fitting clothing

[post-uwuifier]

Pwease put dat fat itawian man in mowe iww fitting cwothing UwU

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[wizardpotions]

In this life you're a weed smoker or a smeed woker

[post-uwuifier]

In dis wife yoo’we a weed smokew ow a smeed wokew UwU

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[snepdotgay]

goonslop is what i feeds my henchmen so they grows up nice and strong, see?

[post-uwuifier]

goonswop is wat I feeds my henchmen so dey gwows up nice and stwong, see? UwU

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[delusionalbestie]

who wanna come over and have floor time

[post-uwuifier]

who wanna come ovew and have fwoow time UwU

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[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[post-uwuifier]

evew since I was a wittwe giww I knew I wanted to deny wocation shawing and tuwn off pewsonawized ads and weject non-essentiaw cookies and not set up siwi and face ID UwU

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[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[thefoxboy]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

don’t involve me in this…

[kilgarraghforever]

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[snappingturt3ls]

@sexy-people-contests-2026 ?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Why have I been tagged on this post again?

[snappingturt3ls]

This post has twenty five and a half thousand reblogs, I'm not searching through all of them to see if someone I wanted to tag got tagged already.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Oh I wasn’t talking about that, I’m just surprised people saw Celebs on tumblr and tagged me and not Satan or someone

[transfem-users]

@post-uwuifier?

[post-uwuifier]

Pwease, I’m too powewfuw to be incwuded in dis discussion UwU