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skyrim is a bad game because i cant hug my friends or my husband. maybe i want to let the people in my life know i appreciate them dearly even if they just have three lines of base dialogue

astraldemise

and before one of you says something like “oh why dont you just play stardew valley or animal crossing or some other game where you get to be nice to people” please understand that i enjoy hunting the city guards for sport but that doesnt mean that im not full of love

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me

adayunwired

I love this video so much

lesbianshepard

"This is my cat Missy. It's short for Missile Launcher."

satirizing

i just want to say this is 1) excellent and 2) not uncommon…i work at a vet clinic and some of the names are so fuckin weird but i love it???? clients will be like “we call her stevie. it’s short for death metal steve” or “this is turkey but his LEGAL name is scarecrow jones” thank u

cityrun

me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice

feynites

me, after failing to be evil: i’m gonna look up the youtube videos of that playthrough instead

me, looking at the videos: i can’t watch this

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michaelburnnham

I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”

xxaceofspacexx

w h a t s a h a r d b o i l e d e g g

jewishdragon

I lost my MIND at the packing peanuts one holy FUCK

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leander-ligo

warmdrpepper

watch unraveled please im begging

actualmermaid

Whoever’s running the humane society twitter has a great sense of humor

unclefather

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you know what? i think i will

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the waitress says he’s a regular. brings a lot of friends, too

zagreus

ghostlybitchwitch

My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

vintageinstepford

This is my cat, Brigitte.

24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer. Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park. She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.

I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal. Good fortune follows her everywhere.

I don’t want to be selfish. I have everything I need and then some. So, I’m sharing her with you.

Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.

And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte. Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.

Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.

Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!