A Little Bit Of Everything

Mainly slash (MCU, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Hannibal, etc) and whatever catches my fancy. Because as what else are you supposed to do at 2am? I'm currently on AO3 under the name SabTheFangirl, but I haven’t written anything in forever but my bookmark collection is pretty impressive!! Lots of love!

[bisexualvader]

"I'm a person and my name is Anakin."

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

weird as hell, thank you for asking

[notyournoma]

[lesilkeness]

— MARK HAMILL as LUKE SKYWALKER in A NEW HOPE, dir. GEORGE LUCAS (1977)

[lukesboyfriend]

I am perfectly normal about Luke Skywalker.

[bodeckerhedron]

MARK HAMILL as LUKE SKYWALKER

➤• STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE (1977) DIR. GEORGE LUCAS

[i-fear-gritty]

i think if hollanov decide to have more than one kid at least one of them will be a goalie. and you know that kid is going first in whichever draft they end up in because they practiced on shane fucking hollander and ilya fucking rozanov (because if your dads were casually the two best centres in the nhl and two of the most successful hockey players on the planet, then you defend that net like your life depends on it)

everyone else in that years draft thinks this hollander-rozanov child got picked first out of nepotism (because who the fuck is that desperate to pick a goalie first overall in the draft?) until one day that team’s starting goalie is injured and all of a sudden your scoring chances have gone to hell because you’re trying to get the puck past cerberus, the three headed dog that guards the gates of hell

[memeuplift]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

in 2015 we didn’t have AI psychosis so people had to make do by believing a dress was white and gold

[thickness-protection-program]

Because it was

[queer-as-city-folk]

Is the gold in the room with us right now?

[thatoneliquidbicricket]

yes. the dress is gold.

...

the dress has always been gold

r u saying this doesn't look white and gold to u???

...

[queer-as-city-folk]

what.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

it's a white and gold dress in cool blue dim lighting w/ bright warm light behind it, making an optical illusion. we're not fucking doing this again

[im-mender]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

oh god fucking damn it

[kaban-bang]

I know tumblr likes to exclusively make it about bloody hospitals but this is what Color Theory is about

[theflowergrrl]

HOW DID THIS DISCOURSE COME BACK IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026!???

[marzipanandminutiae]

when I tell you people were shouting up and down my dorm's hallways about this when it first happened

(the dress was by Roman Originals and it was in fact blue and black. but they made a one-off white and gold one for charity later)

[artralichoard]

Din Djarin, at a time where he had both the darksaber and grogu, are thrown back in time. Here are some things they get up to during the clone wars, in no particular order:

joins said clone wars for 3 reasons: he hates droids, its enrichment for the kid, and the jedi are the only ones to help him get back home

adopts all the clones as mandalorians

gets assigned to clone force 99 (brings omega along early)

kills Pre Visla (gives the second darksaber to Satine)

Accidentally convinces everyone he is from the past, sees no reason why he should fix that assumption at the moment.

kills all kaminoan scientists for their crimes against children

punches obi-wans smug face and calls him vod within 5 minutes of eachother (He and Cody get along scarily well)

almost cuts Anakin's head off for the terror he causes Grogu, and only just doesn't because Grogu stops him. He does send intense bad vibes directed at Anakin through the force anytime he is in the same room as Din tho.

airs out EVERYONES shit and dirty little secrets (unintentionally) (it somehow ends up fixing things in the end)

finds boba (adopts him)

Charms the entire Jedi Order (especially Master Nu since Din treats her as the jedi equivalent to an Armorer)

Kills Palpatine (not because he knows he is a sith, but because he made a creepy comment to Grogu and Grogu asked his buir very nicely to kill that guy)

[mndvx]

Before going into harm’s way, check your armor. THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU (2026)

[kaylabeemarie]

What a privilege it is to love you 💚🖤

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[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[dimetrodone]

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

[thememedaddy]

[cherrylaw]

[azertyrobaz]

Just Grogu waving politely.