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Cowboy BloodyMary

idk if this has been done yet, but I wanna draw bloodymary has cowboys with their horses representing their ships.

like imagine cowboy Simon riding this beautiful tank of a horse, named Iron

(Percheron, one of the biggest breeds of horse)

And country boy Grace with a fast elegant horse, named Mary

(thoroughbred, fastest horse for long distances)

#bloodymary #ironmary #iron lung #iron lung movie #project hail mary #phm #ryland grace #simon the convict

Anakin is finally knighted and gets his own clone batallion and he is becoming close with a lot of em, especially Rex and Torrent, and in turn, the clones are getting comfortable with Anakin. And then Anakin overhears some truely spectacular sibling banter

"you worthless piece of shit, I should just shoot you now to save the kaminoans the time to decomission you."

"says you, fuckwit! you'd probably end up shooting yourself not knowing which side the blaster shoots from!"

and Anakin is horrified. he tries to break it up and lecture the clones on how they are not only brothers in arms on the same side, but actual brothers too and they and Rex, who was with Anakin, have to then explain

"oh no no no! its fine i swear! this is normal! we know we don't actually mean it."

"Then why did you say it?"

"someones gotta keep our egos in check. that responsibility falls to siblings. no one else was gonna do it."

"Besides, we also know not to do that infront of anyone other than other siblings or trusted natborns. We may be assholes to eachother but we aren't actually trying to get anyone in trouble, hurt or decomissioned."

and suddenly... its like a lightbulb went off in Anakin's head. It was all just a miscommunication. Anakin saw Obi-Wan strictly as a father figure. Obi-Wan saw Anakin strictly as a lil bro. How they treated eachother reflects that heavily. Obi-Wans constant "critism" when out on a mission/alone, but praising when in the temple where other Jedi may overhear.

He was being a dickhead but he was was being Anakin's older brother of a dickhead and that changes everything.

"oh, he sees me as a little brother... I don't know how to be a little brother!?" but don't worry, he's got Rex, and the rest of the 501st to teach him. Next time Anakin is on the Negotiator, Obi-Wan in in for a surprise. (and a headache)

#sometimes it takes a war and thousands of clones under your command to realize your father is your brother #Anakin trying to do the sibling banter and failing misserably at first #he keeps going too personal and hitting deep #the clones have to keep reminding him that “no you if you make them cry then you are doing it wrong”#like “you can use your own trauma to fuck with your siblings but you cant use their own against them”#don't worry he'll pick it up #i just think Anakin would be most little brother to ever little brother #reminds me a lot of my little brother #so I need more Ani and Obi being brothers #star wars #clone wars #obi wan #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #obi wan and anakin #anakin and obi wan #captian rex #501st legion #torrent company

Yeah so i watched Project Hail Mary...

Anyone want a bloodymary codywan au where Obi-Wan is Grace, and Cody is Simon?

#absolutely loved project hail mary #so beautiful and emotional and funny #ive been reading a lot of fanfic #and then i found the bloodymary ship #its been downhill from there #and then my brain blessed me with a dream about codywan in grace and simons places #thats his angel your honor #star wars #clone wars #commander cody #obi wan #codywan #oooo rexwalker would aslo work really well #rex as grace and anakin as simon

Guys i swear i am trying to write the next one shot for my Commander Buir au (17 adopting the CC batch) but the Alpha ARCs have taken over my mind

I now have a 4 page doc (and still growing) on ALL 100 Alpha Clones and am giving them personalities.

On the bright side, i have come up with a hilarious Alpha oc. He is A-01, aka Jingo and he is Jango's biggest op. His life goal is to annoy Prime into an ealy grave. Jango hates him, refuses to admit he finds the brat funny, but respects his dedication to the bit and and his skills.

#jingo jango #lmao #i also thought about making an au where jingo is jangos twin #but making him an annoying ass alpha clone is funnier #i am making him 17s favorite bro #he finds jingos antics to piss off prime endlessly entertaining #hes just too swag to decommission #anyway yeah i promise im working on the fic!#it just both wanted to be longer than i expected #and my brain has fixated on Alphas #star wars #clone wars #alpha clone troopers #alpha class clones #alpha arcs #alpha clone oc

mistycatt

don’t be shy let’s see codywan as cats 😼 (the obi-wan cat is literally everything rn, spot on lol)

no problem 😼

#omg these guys are so cute!!!#of course they are both orange cats #crazy ass mfs #they blame their orange cat shenanigans on the dogs #the dogs being anakin and rex #codywan #obi cat #cody cat #commander cody #obi wan #star wars #clone wars

This is one of my favorite flavors of Codywan. they're both a little fucked up and do not have time to acknowledge it

they do have time for a quick 5 min in a supply closet tho

#they were LITTERALLY running part of the war #obi was a high general meaning he's in charge of like 1/5th of the whole GAR #and marshal commander cody is a crazy sob but mans can work communications and paperwork like he was born for it #(he was)#they are exhausted #just let them have this #codywan #commander cody #obi wan #obi wan kenobi #star wars #clone wars

I decided to make my Commander Buir au in Tomadachi Life and everyone is falling in love with Waxer.

Obi-Wan for a sec before he fell in love with Cody. Padme. Saw Gerrara. Even brothers (I don't have them all set as siblings thats a lot of work) like Boil, Wooley, Fox and Echo!

Aura too sexy

#tcw waxer #clone trooper waxer #commander buir #i made my au in tl thinking it would help with motivation #i was a fool #but honestly it has given me some hilarious hcs #like that waxer is just so perfect everyone has a small crush on waxer #star wars #clone wars #tcw #tomadachi life

Finding out through my Alpha ARCs research that a lot of them were apart of the “Special Operations Brigade” has got to be the best clone lore ever

Star Wars really said “yeah, Alpha ARCs are SOBs”

#this does mean sw is calling Jango a bitch #but if the boot fits…#alpha clones are assholes and i love that for them #(i love jango)#alpha class clones #alpha clone troopers #clone wars #the clone wars #tcw #alpha 17 #captain fordo #star wars

celestialswonders

Any good Codywan fics that explore the power dynamics between the two and the brutality of war?

artralichoard

Oh my gods i finally have a reason to share this fic!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51596515/chapters/130416790

Brick By Brick by slotmachines_fearofgod

Its not quite centered around codywan and their power dynamics, but it does has AMAZING moments of their power dynamics as a general and marshal commander, and the power dynamics surrounding being a clone.

Its mainly centered around ahsoka and cody's dynamics but there is still very much codywan!

#one of my favorite fics #it delves into the hierarchy of the clones #and their struggles with natborns #plus some amazing ahsoka and cody content!#codywan #sw fic rec #ahsoka tano #commander cody

Dooku: Use Jango Fett and make an army of great Mandalorian warriors

Kaminoans: of course

*5 years later*

Dooku: what the fuck are these things?

Kaminoans: your army of "great Mandalorians". We found that the original race was far superior.

half Fett/half Taung clone cadets: >:]

#dooku: thats not what i meant but im sure this wont change anything #*it changed everything*#star wars #clone wars #the clone wars #count dooku #kamino #star wars clones #clone troopers #clone cadets #near human clones

artralichoard

Yeah yeah "Obi-Wan knew about anidala" old news

Now Anakin knowing about codywan from the beginning as well, and him & Obi playing that stupid sibling game of chicken like "whos gonna fuck up and reveal it to the other first" along with "dont piss me off i WILL reveal your secret relationship to our overbearing consertative parents (the council)" PEAK

they are constantly trying to get the other to trip up. Its not about "secrets" or "Jedi code" no. Its about WINNING. its about bragging rights forever. Its about pride. Its about sibling rivalry. Neither are willing to back down.

Anakin: you've grown, more beautiful I mean

Obi-Wan: pfft cant wait to see how long he lasts before his dumbass reveals everything

~~~

Obi-Wan: Good man that Cody

Anakin: -_- I know what you are

Padme and Cody have wine and dinner every layover to (loveingly and adoringly) complain about their ridiculous partners

Rex and Gregor having "i dont get paid enough for this shit" Captain meetings cause they are constanty having to lie and cover for their Generals (and commander)

artralichoard

Anakin, playing up his fixation on Obi-Wan's past relationship with Satine trying to get him to break: Oh you loOooove her! I can tell, mmmhm yup its all over your face

Obi, about to pop a blood vessel: I. Do. Not. Love Satine romantically anymore.

Anakin: uh huh, you just focus on saving your girlfriend!

Obi-Wan: SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!! I AM- ...

Anakin, seeing victory in his line of sight: you're what?

Obi-Wan: fuck, i almost said i was in love with Cody, think! I, am a... Jedi! I am a dedicated Jedi Master and I could not leave the order to be with Satine.

Anakin, sick of this fuckers shit: mehmehmehmehmeh I'm Mr Perfect Jedi, force this is why i talk shit about you with the chancellor-

#obi: what was that?#ani: nothing!#i need more of obi and ani being annoying ass fuck ass brothers to eachother #“ohhhh obi wan was such a horrible master he was so mean to ani-”#just say you were an only child #obi wan #anakin skywalker #codywan #clone wars #star wars

"Seeing you again... you are the winter's sun. The most precious warmth, a gift for enduring the cold and dark."

"Cold? On this dustball planet?"

"Absolutely frozen my dear."

#codywan #idk little dialogue blurb #if anyone wanna use this as a prompt for creative block go for it #tatooine husbands #post order 66 #will never stop comparing cody to the sun

astromechovess-deactivated20211

I made meme

#whoopsies #it will happen again

Ramattra's new voice lines got me thinking of another man who suffers...

#ramattra from overwatch #suffer as i have #star wars #darth maul #maul opress #maul shadow lord #i just know this gonna make some people go feral

mistycatt

did you ever end up making that Codywan playlist?

I JUST FINSHED!

I procrastinated it and I’ve been working on it since 10 am…

it’s 5 pm here…

HERE YOU GO:

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO SUGGESTED SONGS!

if I didn’t add any of yours it’s not cause it wasn’t peak codywan it’s because it wasn’t to my goofy stupid music taste lol

thank you thank you 🩷

If you want to make a playlist with my songs make sure they’re in order lol

therestlessbones

i’m gonna make the playlist on spotify if that’s alr, this is peak. i’ll link it here in a bit once i finish

mistycatt

go ahead lol i think im set to private so that’d be great 🥹

therestlessbones

This should be it, no cover art set for it this was done in a rush. Amazing picks btw, there’s some real codywan bangers. All I Want and Our Bedroom After the War are perfect. Same with Its Been a Long, Long Time

mistycatt

LINK!! TYSM! A lot of those songs were suggested by @drowninginmytbr so thank them!

#Something In The Orange at the start of the o66 era is pure EVIL!!!#i love it but im sobbing #yeah imma be listening to this on repeat #codywan #star wars #sw playlists

galactic-rhea

The Little Slave, The Little Queen, The big Villains, The Little Farmer, the Little Princess, and a Little Happy ending,,,

Happy Star Wars day!!!! and happy birthday to me...Veeery late on the day, but I had 6 hours of no electricity nkjs. Anyways, I'm happy i took my time with these <3

[Tip jar!] || [Commissions Open!]

artralichoard

these drawings remind me of a well-loved childhood picture book, full of soft comfort and beauty

#absolutely LOVE these #leia's planet being gone and her floating in the rubble #im sobbing #and the little mouse droid on the underside of the deathstar!#star wars #may the 4th be with you

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!

im so sad i didnt prepare something for this.... time to dig through my drafts

#may the 4th be with you #may the fourth be with you #star wars

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