Brown Sugar Kinkster

Just a small-town kinky girl, living in a vanilla world. Turn ons: Older men/Daddy kink, pegging, Face-sitting, light choking and rough sex. Turn offs: Scat, blood play and anything involving animals.

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hazeyxbaby]

[popcornfunction]

[lunnefisk]

you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief 

[cinemapix]

SUPERSTORE → Cloud 9.0 (5x01)

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[susiethemoderator]

💀💀💀

[procrastinationasperformanceart]

Let me tell you about my panda mini-washer

As an apartment dweller, this is a game changer. My current apartment doesn’t have a laundry facility and the closest Laundromat about a 30 min bus ride which is just not practical. The mini-washer is a life saver

The panda mini washer hooks up to the sink, is incredibly lightweight (about 28 pounds, so light even I can lift it) and easy to use. 

It has a surprisingly large capacity. The basket from the first picture represents about one and a half loads. The jeans took up a whole load while the rest filled the bin only half way. 

Here’s the inside. The left is the washer the right is the spin dryer. Yes, it even drys.

Basically you shove your cloths into the washer, fill it up with water and let it go. I use my shower head to fill it up so it goes faster, the sink hook up took about five minutes to fill the whole tub, with the shower head is is down to a minute an a half. I do it in three wash cycles, a five minute rinse with baking soda, a five minute wash with soap and a three minute rinse with water. You have to drain and refill between each cycle so it’s a little more labor intensive than a traditional washer. 

That’s the spin dryer. It’s about half the capacity of the washer so one wash takes about two loads to dry. The spinner is much more effective than I was expecting. A three minute spin gets my cloths about 90% dry. I hang them up to air dry for that last 10%. 

The machine cost me about 150$. When you factor in two dollars for the bus, five for the machines (per week), the mini-washer pays for its self after only about six months worth of laundry. 

I’m not great at expressing emotion, but I’m hoping you can tell how excited I am.  Let me just say that the panda mini-washer is great and I highly recommend it to anyone currently using a Laundromat.  

[ihatethebitchwhorunsthisblog-de]

Read this and immediately bought it on Amazon for $180. I spend $15 a week to have my laundry done so this pays for itself in 3 months for me. THANK YOU JESUS.

[thepushyqueenofsluttown]

OMG

[wasjopara]

@ all my nyc pendejas

[onlyblackgirl]

[pseudocoding]

Oh by the way, they have table top dishwashers that are pretty much the same thing:

[breelandwalker]

This is one of the biggest technological breakthroughs for the everyday homeowner in the current decade: the realization that refrigerators aren’t the only things that can be miniaturized for better affordability and minimal space requirements.

Can you IMAGINE how this is going to change the lives of college students and apartment-dwellers? Or anyone with a lower income who can’t afford a place with “luxury” appliances like dishwashers and laundry machines?

There’s an even cheaper option called the Wonder Wash where you tumble the thing yourself and you’ll have to line-dry the clothes, but it apparently works very well.

[foodffs]

As an apartment dweller, I want to spread this.

[historicblackmark]

Save a life

[macrolit]

$189 at Amazon.

[gorkemlibulutlar]

[theofficialvincenzo]

The Area 51 raid was like, the absolute opposite of Dashcon. Like this was an event that was comically not supposed to work, but you crazy sons of bitches actually managed to show up and just throw an alien-themed party while armed gaurds stood angrily on the sidelines. It was JUST as stupid as the memes said it would be and nobody thought anything would happen

Well done

[emmhauer]

[walkin-in-the-cosmos]

floating loafs on several degrees of squish

[fandomshavecollided]

Not at how this fucking day will go down in history. The generation we are today, absolute power.

The great Area 51 raid.

Thank you Karens, Kyles, Furries, The gays, kpop fans, Weebs, Crackheads and Florida Man, for your services.

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[rrenadd]

Do you ever wonder if you’ve ever been that random person that someone saw and couldn’t forget?

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Undercover American officer pinning a black man while pointing his gun in a crowd of minorities, threatening to shoot them during a protest against police killing innocent people.

[bob-belcher]

[thebootydiaries]

Child: mommy I’m sick

Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING

child: but mommy I’ve been throwing up

Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza

[startrekin-it]

I’m actually done, I refuse to read a book with a female character in it written by a man over 40. I never thought I would ever had to read the phrase “she had D cup guts, but a trainer bra brain”

I don’t know what the fuck that means

[wolveria]

[queenstravelingdarling]

Jesus….