sentence starters –> team starkid
“What the devil is going on here?”
“Let the record show that I am SUPER ahead of schedule.”
“What would Zefron say at a time like this? We’re all in this together.”
“Put down that cheesecake.”
“And you’d think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn’t… It just makes them dead.”
“What have you done with the Zefron poster, you horrid bitch?”
“Everything looks a little brighter from on top of a lap.”
“I’m not homeless! Anymore…”
“Redvines - what the hell can’t they do?”
“This is all your fault, ____.”
“Remember, boo’s are for ghosts, and cheers is where everybody knows your name.”
“Not everyone’s perfect like me.”
“Our way of life is ‘lassiez-faire’.”
“A buffalo monster! In a cape!”
“Not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died.”
“I can’t get her out of my head and every time I look at her I have these pains in my chest and I just know it’s her fault, that bitch.”
“Those are stretch marks, they happen.”
“You are acting like Garfield on a Monday.”
“You stupid goddamn robot!”
“Drop the attitude, _____.”
“It’s gonna be totally awesome!”
“What the hell is a Hufflepuff?”
“Damn that GLEE, always making twisted abominations out of everything!”
“Oh my God, _____, stop texting me!”
“What if I were to just… break your fingers?”
“He thinks I’m cool, we’re tight.”
“Or we could travel around the mundane British country side…”
“_____! I said I was joking!”
“A song is a dick in sheep’s clothing.”
“God did this to us! Damn him to hell!”
“So, you guys like Star Wars jokes?”
“I am woman, hear me SMASH!”
“Cool doesn’t come from other people - it comes from you!”
“I consider myself to be a very reasonable uptight bitch.”
“_____, shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting.”
“Welcome hotties, nerds and tools.”
“I once had a flirtatious relationship with a stack of hay.”
“Tequila makes me a dirty slut.”
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