hey what the fuck

shay | she/they | bi

[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[copepods]

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

[lintubintu]

@holyknuckled like that?

[holyknuckled]

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

[itsajollyjester]

His first real birthday

[rotvn]

no one appreciates that i could be a million times worse

[herssian]

make original world and character content. take canon media and turn them into ocs. take established characters and call them yours well probably don't do that last one that's illegal unless it's some megacompany like marvel then take wolverine and call him bob. still illegal but! not immoral

[seraphex]

every time people make a character go through severe life-altering physical injuries and then decide that they’re still able-bodied and look and act completely unaffected after the fact i want to throw tomatoes at my screen

[seraphex]

[honeygordo]

just got jumpscared at work today

[el-joselito]

[jimxugle]

[crowwkui]

post canon farcille fits 🌱

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[forystr]

pov you're me in 2008

[anxietyproblem]

[skopostheorie]

Visceral is EASILY top ten words that feel good as fuck to place precisely into your essay one glorious time

[sadbeautifutragic]

everything is blue his pills his hands his jeans and now i'm covered in the colors pulled apart at the seams and it's bluuue and it's bluuue everything is grey his hair his smoke his dreams and now he's so devoid of color he don't know what it means and he's bluuue and he's bluuue

[achillesinhighheels]

don't care + didn't ask + i see beauty in things you wouldn't even begin to ponder

[pocket-dragon]

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[anxietyproblem]

[transhuman-priestess]

if you've never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into "the groove" to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.

[purlty23]