Tell us about your Craftsman and Butler headcanons!
(and your anon asks seems to be off, ppl don't like send asks openly afaik)
FUUUUUCK IM SO SO FUCKING SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG ;;;A;;;; I FEEL SO BAD BUT IM GONNA DO THIS DNDKDNDAIHAHSBBSBANA
this is actually a mix of me and my best friend’s hcs since we basically share our own universe together (nothings rlly changed besides personal hcs and backstories)
His actual name is Christopher Morrison, and he is actually the older brother of Roger !
He’s somewhere in his 50s to me, but I don’t always think of it lmao
He has a super bad temper and you can often catch him slamming things down or punching his work table cus somebody pissed him off lol (he goes soft around the Butler though)
Him and the Butler are engaged, still don’t know when exactly to get married lol. They have a lot of work to do they just don’t exactly know when they can actually settle down.
He proposed to the Butler on his birthday actually, and he even crafted the ring himself! (it’s a little rose gold ring that wraps around in a heart shape)
Angry scottish man go brrrr
He has a scottish accent so fucken thick it’s like a spanish person trying to speak english to a 3 year old to most ppl
He used to own a small toy shop in Scotland ! he made every single toy and ran it himself, a lot of people in the town went there every christmas and birthday
Not many know it but this guy is literally,,,,6’6,,,,,tower
He has a huge gash on the side of his mouth that opens up in his cheek revealing his teeth, gums and inner mouth. it doesn’t affect his ability to talk but he is insecure about it, so he hides it with that mask.
His real name is Theodore Vandmear, most people call him Theo for short. His nickname is Teddy tho (as in teddy bear), but usually chris calls him that <3
He sounds legit EXACTLY like winnie the pooh, even says things like “oh bother”
He also stutters a lot, and his voice can be very quiet and sheepish, you might wanna grab him a megaphone in order to have a conversation
This man literally acts like a cat. he fucking PURRS. he wants to destroy everything in SIGHT.
when he uses his telekinesis for something very very strong and powerful, his nose will start bleeding like eleven from stranger things lol
He uses he/they pronouns <3
His mother was british (she was the only parent he had), yet being in scotland for so long (despite being super sheltered and usually kept away from society) he does have a scottish twang to his voice. certain words will sound scottish, some words will sound british
he sneezes like an dog lol
ALWAYS helps christopher with anything he needs to do as far as duties or personal hygiene, he’s not only his fiancé but also somewhat of a nervous caregiver, it’s very sweet
he sleeps in those nightgowns men used to wear back in the day but it somehow ends up looking cute on him and it’s soooo comfy
Theo tends to watch Chris work once the day is done and they’re settling down to go to bed
They both actually live in the Maw with the other employees. After the Pretender died, the nest began crumbling and crashed down from the sky, and they (somehow, i’m too lazy to come up with a reason why) landed up in the maw. However they were separated for a little while
Theo was actually wandering around the bottom areas of the maw, super hungry and still with his hands restrained in the back. he didn’t sleep, didn’t eat, didn’t talk to anybody except himself, and just wandered around aimlessly like a zombie
The maw did set out a few employees to search for him, that included Chris, and they eventually did find him. the lady chopped off the cuffs and let his hands free, and they did have to fix his back and he had to wear a corset for a little while to help his posture, but other than that spending a LOT of time with chris and maaaaaaany many many hours of sleep and naps later he was back to normal and able to function. he was put to work as the maw’s butler. cleaning, doing laundry, etc but this time he was treated like a human instead of a monster who had to be cuffed
muchachos i’m so tired i can’t write anymore i hope this was enough tho 😭😭😭😭 again i’m so sorry for being late pls feel free to always inbox me again i love writing out my ideas n shit
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