Fleet of Assholes

Multimuse OC Blog; Please read the rules page; NSFW and SFW; more muses available upon request Other blogs are: a-certain-kind-of-madness (aesthetic), whatever-the-hell-I-want (shitposting) and under-the-big-top-hat (fandom)

[missterryrighter]

Hey!! I tried inviting you to the Purple Hyacinth group chat I just made, but for some reason it won’t let me; maybe if you try searching for it you can join (if you want)?

Oh thank you so much! I’ll find it and add myself

[missterryrighter]

This is the unfortunate main blog of the following:

Whatever-the-hell-I-want

A-certain-kind-of-madness

Under-the-big-top-hat

Webtoon-wallpaper

Incorrect-purple-hyacinth

[sketcholivia]

Decided to make a new portrait for one of my oldest D&D characters.  Robin left home in the company of a master bard, with dreams of becoming a bard himself at age 12.  There isn’t much that Robin cares about and most things in life he sees as either passing amusements or annoyances, but his music and his career as a bard are dead serious to him.  He spends hours and hours learning new methods, practicing, composing, and perfecting his skills.  He was so determined not to return home that when he was young, he would play until his fingers bled, and his master would have to heal him.  He’s had a rough time of it and puts on a sarcastic, uncaring front, but beneath all the bravado he’s a hopeless romantic, desperate not to be found out.  

[arimesi]

I’ve wanted to do a giveaway since summer and finally managed to get this post done!! This is a thank you for all my lovely followers who’ve given me so much support and motivation to work on my art!! Thank you so much;;v;;

PRIZES

1st Prize: 1 winner will receive a fully-colored bust painting of character of their choice with a simple background. Decoration/objects (like the beetles and flowers in the example) can be added too!

2nd Prize: 2 winners will receive a chibi-style half-body work of two characters of their choice with a simple background. Decorations/objects (like the cauldron, book and sleeping snake in the example) can be added too!

RULES

This will be followers only! New followers are welcome to join too!!

Reblog to enter, rb as many times as you like. Likes do not count.

I have this same giveaway going on twitter too, so you can join this there too! Link HERE!

No giveaway blogs!

Have your DMs open!! This is so I can message the winners without the worry of my message getting eaten by the inbox<:3c

Winners have 48 hours to reply, if you haven’t answered in that time, I’ll choose another winner.

My commission info has further details of the backgrounds and objects and this giveaway follows the rules of it, so please do read it, link HERE

GIVEAWAY ENDS ON JANUARY 20th, 7PM (UTC+2)

If there are any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to ask further info!

Good luck to everyone!!٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و

I fucking love the character that’s like. not really the villain. but definitely not a good guy I mean he’s on our side. but he’s definitely not morally upstanding.

[momolady]

My giveaway is ready and live! 

One winner will receive: a copy of ‘The Resurrectionist’ a mix of prints from my Patreon, three magnets from my Patreon, a set of tentacle pens, and a 4000 word story of your choice. I also add some personal touches based on who wins.

The rules are:

Must be following me. (If you’re a patron on Patreon you’ll get double the entries)

One Reblog only, don’t spam your followers.

This giveaway is open to everyone!

The giveaway ends December 15th.

Once the winner is contacted they have 24 hours to respond. If not, then a new winner will be selected.

Good luck! And thank you all for being such an amazing group of followers! I appreciate you all so much.

[bunniesmemes-deactivated2020063]

Mun Related Shipping Questions!

1. OTP(s) for your muse?

2. NOTP(s) for your muse?

3. Which canon muse(s) do you currently ship with?

4. Are you oc shipping friendly?

5. Do you currently have any oc ships?

6. Do you have an OT3 for your muse? Are you open to polyshipping?

7. Is your muse difficult to ship with?

8. Does your muse get jealous easily?

9. Are you multiship?

10. A ship in your fandom you love (that does not include your muse)?

11. A ship in your fandom that you dislike (that does not include your muse)?

12.Do you believe rp’ing a ship adds to character development?

13. Do you get jealous of your partners other ships?

14. How many ships is too many?

15. Is there a ship or type of ship that you will never write, no matter what the circumstances are?

[misskatonic-rp]

Relationship RP is difficult because on the one hand you want to take things slow and put in all the romcom tropes and the slow buildup.

But then on the other hand you want to grab a barbie doll in each hand and smash their faces together.

[dailymarvelheroes]

[jewliesparks]

WWII Era Vampires

Giving their neighbors their rations claiming that the government fucked up that week because they noticed that they’re going without trying to feed their kids.

Signing up for the draft cuz, “Fuck it. We can’t die by their weapons anyway. I’ll fight for the country I’ve lived in for the past century.”

Vampire nurses who know when the blood’s gone bad or what type of blood you need (because blood typing was fairly new during WWII).

The baby faced forever 18 vampire siting with the older soldiers cuz he’s seen the same shit they’ve seen, even though he can’t tell them. They’re all watching the young “I’m going to be a hero” boys, sadly waiting for the ball to drop.

The vampire that has to explain how he was the only survivor in the ambush and why the enemy is torn to shreds.

The vampire solider, holding his best mate since his childhood begging and crying, “Please, let me do this.” But his mate won’t let him because he’s more afraid of living forever and watching the world move on without him.

Then, 70 years later, they come to the memorial, to commemorate everyone that fought, everyone that fell, and an old man looks at him strangely and says, “You look just like your Grandfather.”

[medical-mischief]

Arcana Giveaway!

Alright, now that I think I’ve gotten everything straight for this giveaway, I’d like to officially thank y'all for 150+ followers! Y'all are the best and have give Orion so much love. I will be having first, second, and third place prizes and winners will be chosen through a random number generator.

First, some rules:

·MUST BE FOLLOWING ME. This is made as a thank you to my followers and new ones are always welcome.

· ONLY REBLOGS COUNT. It’s easier to keep track of but feel free to like as a bookmark. Each reblog counts as an entry, just don’t spam your followers too much.

·For an extra entry inbox me your favourite arcana character

·Don’t tag this as giveaway please!

PPRIZES!

First place:

·2 shirts of either #Team your favourite arcana character. Ex: #Team Lucio and #Team Nadia OR One #Team shirt and another shirt with the main 6’s names (or courtiers if you prefer)

· 3 free tarot readings from me

·Assortment of pins or stickers

·Moodboard for your o.c or favourite arcana character.

Second place:

• Choice of one tshirt from above

• 2 free tarot readings

• Assortment of pins and/or stickers

• Moodboard of o.c or favourite arcana character

Third place:

• A free tarot reading

• A small ficlet of your choice of characters

• Some stickers and pins

• Mood board of o.c or favourite arcana character.

EACH WINNER GETS AN EXTRA SURPRISE GIFT

[flushedilya]

since im almost at 500 followers, i decided to do a giveaway!

rules:

you must be following me. it is a requirement and I will be checking at the end of the giveaway.

new followers are always welcome but please do not just follow for the giveaway and leave if you don’t win.

only two entries per-person!

like = 1

reblog = 1.

4 winners will be selected through a random name picker.

winners will have 48 hours after the messages are sent to respond.

i know that some ppl have arcana sideblogs and will be reblogging it there, so please add the blog ur following me from in the tags!

If theres anything u need to know, feel free to send me a message or ask!

giveaway ends august 15! if by chance i get over 700 followers during the giveaway, ill add 1 or 2 more prize slots!

now for the fun stuff!

first prize winner

1 icon with any arcana character of their choice

examples here

2 gif edits (up to 4 separate gifs per edit) with either a scene from the game, of a specific character or scene from a fic/story (as long as the writer approves as well)

examples here and here

2 aesthetic boards for any character of their choosing, including their own apprentice

examples here, here, here and here

second prize winner

1 icon with any arcana character of their choice

2 gif edits (up to 4 separate gifs per edit) with either a scene from the game, of a specific character or scene from a fic/story (as long as the writer approves as well) OR 2 aesthetic boards for any character of their choosing, including their own apprentice

winner can choose 1 of each

third + fourth prize winner

1 icon with any arcana character of their choice

1 gif edit (up to 4 separate gifs per edit) with either a scene from the game, of a specific character or scene from a fic/story (as long as the writer approves as well) OR 1 aesthetic boards for any character of their choosing, including their own apprentice

[oc-growth-and-development]

Which OC would literally bring a knife to a gun fight and still win?

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

I’m close to 5k so as a thank you, I’m hosting a giveaway!

The winner will receive a character + objects illustration of a favorite character from an existing fandom. The pic will be high-res and downloadable for their phone bg/other uses. No OC’s this time because I have a very busy schedule and am more comfortable with chara’s I already know.

Winner picks the character, and may request a theme for the illustration such as dark or happy, floral, witchy, ect. pertaining to the character’s aesthetic.

I will draw any character from the following fandoms: Dragon Age, The Arcana, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Ava’s Demon, Disney, Dreamworks, The Evil Within.

If I’ve already drawn them before, that’s okay, I’ll do it again happily ^u^

Rules to Enter:

1. Must be following this blog (@laskulls). New followers are welcome, but don’t come for just a freebie and then leave ‘cuz that’s mean.

2. Reblog + like this post. Both count as entries. You can rb as many times as you like, but don’t spam your followers please.

3. There will only be one winner.

4. When I pick someone, I’ll announce it publicly and PM them, so please make sure your messages are open. If you don’t get back to me in 2 days, I’ll repick.

Giveaway ends May 30, 2018 (12:00 pm EST).

These drawings take me a while to do, and as my first priority is patreon, commissions, and other such things, please understand that the illustration won’t be done as quickly as my other art.

Thanks everyone and ilu!

-Laskull

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

I’m extending the date to June 30 just because there’s so much going on right now. Thanks!🏆

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

Hokay so on account of alot of bad things happening consecutively, I will have to extend the date to

August 5, 2018

Thank you and apologies ❤️

[lizard-assassin]

Never As We Plan

Gray stood in front of his vanity mirror, dressed in only a pair of suit pants as he examined his body. He was freshly showered and clean. He looked fine, at least to him. But how far did he need to go? 

The Lizard toyed with a strand of his hair, scrutinizing his reflection like he could silently interrogate himself. He wasn’t an unattractive man. But on a night that was supposed to be special, how much extra effort did he have to put into his appearance? Carefully, he twisted open a jar of hair gel he had bought earlier that day and dipped the pads of his middle fingers into the styling material. Rubbing it over his fingers first, he ran it through his hair, just enough to give it body. First he slicked it back. Then he pulled it back forward. Then he ruffled his hair until the gel stuck it in unruly spikes. Oh, good lord. That was not appealing.

What on earth is getting into me…? he thought as he abandoned his hair to button up a silk shirt. Kendra had been in the tower for a little while now. They’d seen pretty much all there was to see of each other. But still, this was their first official date. Why was he nervous? The idea that this would also be his first official date ever tickled at the back of his mind. Perhaps the unknown was more nerve wracking than the casual flings and nothing relationships of his past. After all, lovers went on dates. It’s a bit more serious than a woman you’re friends with and enjoyed the company of…in multiple senses of the phrase. 

Gray rolled up his sleeves to his elbows and looked back in the mirror, chuckling at the spiky mess that was still his hair. He was being silly. He should just be happy he finally gets to spend some alone time with Kendra. And hopefully she’ll be just as eager to see him. Gray ran his fingers back through his hair,  slicking it back a little, but keeping it relaxed. Special, but casual~ Then he strapped himself down with a small armory of hidden weapons. You never know.

Ready at last, Gray made his way down to the grand foyer of the Clover Tower where he and Kendra said they’s meet, a slim, flat box in his hand. Still a few minutes early, he leaned against a wall and waited for his date. His first date. The Lizard spun the box between his fingers absently as he waited for Kendra a slight smile tugging at the corner of his mouth as he allowed himself to be a little excited. They had the whole “night” ahead of them and he fully intended to take advantage of every tick.

[missterryrighter]

Somewhere, in this closet, Kendra owned a dress, a classy one. She’d been tempted to opt for pants when she couldn’t initially find it, but now on her hands and knees digging through a drawer she was determined. It was a matter of pride. And she wanted to look classy. She wanted to match Gray, look like she belonged with him, and not the gremlin she usually did when she broke into Hatter’s Mansion in her never-ending mission to be as much of an inconvenience as physically possible. 

Eventually, she found it. It was mercifully not wrinkled and fit. Thank God. She tossed it on and gave it a quick spin. It was black, because she had an aversion to color she was learning, with a reasonable neckline, no sleeves, and ended a bit above her knees. It also flared out when she spun but that was extra. 

Now that she had a dress she had the accompanying anxiety or if it was too girly. If it suited her. And then she recalled who she was going on a date with an laughed. Gray would like it. And she was comfortable in it. It was fine. It might, however, need shorts, though upon further reflection it seemed as though it’d be long enough without them. She would need a purse though. Did she own a purse? She did. Amazingly. It was small, and silver, and a gift, and fit her wallet and that was the important part. 

Clothes managed Kendra popped over to the vanity. She’d asked Vivaldi to show her how to do makeup so she had some confidence in her skills. Some. Basic stuff. With some effort, and several quitips, Kendra managed a dark lipstick, eyeliner that wasn’t a child’s crayon drawing and eyeshadow. She was almost proud. 

Confident that she looked alright Kendra left the room and looked it. And then stopped. Nerves caught up to her as she lingered awkwardly in the hallway. This was her first date with Gray and she was suddenly nervous. Were they already friends? Absolutely. Did they already have semi-frequent gratifying sex? Sure. But dates were different. Dates were. Romantic. And sweet. And if it went poorly she could always run screaming and go back to being homeless living in the forest of doors. What was she worried about? 

Still, she couldn’t help the grin that tugged at the corner of her lip as she went to go meet Gray down at the grand foyer. She really was excited.

He’d gotten there first, and seemed to be waiting nervously. Or at least she could tell he was nervous. On the outside, he was still his calm cool collected self but his hands were fidgeting with something. He did that when he was fretting. On that note, he looked amazing, and she withheld the need to wolf whistle. She could be classy. She could manage that. Even if she desperately wanted to slide down the banister. 

“Sorry, am I late?” she asked when she finally got down the steps and ran over to him. 

@lizard-assassin

[mnemosys]

“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.”

— Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones

[thedoublycursed]

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