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I weld, cook, bake, get tattooed & enjoy motorcycles. I'm blunt, honest and occasionally lack tact, but I say what I mean & mean what I say. 👌🏻💯

[missvonnoxious]

How are you spending your Friday night? #garage #metalbending #custom #sissybar #chopper #harleydavidson #winterproject #gonnaberad

[missvonnoxious]

Mooomm.. Play we meeee..!! Or I'll soak you in drool 😈 #oldenglishbulldog #somuchdrool #dogsofinstagram #playtime #workjeansforthewin #girlswithtattoos #womenwithtattoos #alternativegirls

[missvonnoxious]

Went to the Toronto Motorcycle Show today & came home w a new utility knife. 😁 Damascus steel (looks so rad) w a bone handle. #knifeyspoony 🍴#torontomotorcycleshow #utility #knife #damascus #steel #bone #leather #belt #sheath #womenwithtattoos #girlswithtattoos #alternativegirls

[missvonnoxious]

Sometimes #shithappens ; things don't go your way or quite as planned and can catch you totally off guard. And although this may have put you at a disadvantage, It just means you gotta #hunkerdown and #getshitdone no matter what, you have to push through and succeed at accomplishing your #goals ,because no one is going to do it for you. And I promise that if you TRY things WILL work out, it just depends on how much work you're willing to put in. ✊🏻 #pma #cantstopwontstop #noexcuses #life #success #determination #determined #lifequotes #geterdone #beanocean #alternativegirls #girlswithtattoos #womenwithtattoos

[missvonnoxious]

We went and picked up the bike today! And straight to @dgcustomcycle for some motor love before we start to make him my own 🙃 #motorcycle #harleydavidson #sportster #dgcustomcycle #alternativegirls #womenwithtattoos #girlswithtattoos #girlswithpurplehair

[missvonnoxious]

I'm comfortable w who I am 😏 #nonewme #noresolutions #2016 #iknowme #sarcasm #witty #curselikeasailor #caffeineaddict #delightful #gottaloveme #girlswithtattoos #womenwithtattoos #alternativegirls

[missvonnoxious]

My anniversary present came just in time for New Years 😍 4g brass ear weights w golden obsidian stones. Thanks babe! @mykierice #fancy #earweights #hoops #obsidian #brass #4g #alternativegirls #girlswithpurplehair #womenwithtattoos #girlswithtattoos #girlswithpiercings #blueeyes

[missvonnoxious]

Happy New Year from us!! 🍷🎉

[missvonnoxious]

After 10 years of working in the service industry, this will be my first New Year's Eve off since I can remember; I'm happy to say it will be spent at home!! Irresponsible adults, you will be left to your devices, no babysitting for me!! #newyears #nopartying #nobars #noclubs #nofights #nodrinking #nodriving #nopuking #noheadaches #girlswithtattoos #womenwithtattoos #alternativegirls #girlswithpurplehair

[missvonnoxious]

Watching nemesis and eating deep fried panzerotti w my man 🤓😍 @mykierice #coupleswhotrektogetherstaytogether #startrek #trekkie #nemesis #panzerotti #girlswithpurplehair #alternativegirls #girlswithtattoos #chickswithtattoos

[missvonnoxious]

As if.. HE BOUGHT ME A MOTORCYCLE!! 😦 Christmas came early and I've never been so stoked about anything in my life!! AND it's a Harley..! God damn, I'm one hell of a lucky lady.. We'll work on her together and make her my own 😍 I'm SO excited for the adventures this riding season will bring!! I love you babe!! @mykierice #harleydavidson #sportster #coupleswhoride #bestpresentever #sostoked #speechless #christmas2015 #girlswithtattoos #girlswithpurplehair #chickswithtattoos

[missvonnoxious]

My first Christmas present 💞🎄@mykierice #christmas #ornaments #present #memento #christmas2015

[missvonnoxious]

"And they called it puppy love" 🐶💚 Surprise kisses, sometimes you just gotta go w it.. #oldenglishbulldog #dogsofinstagram #slobber #kisses #girlswithtattoos #girlswithpurplehair #chickswithtattoos #alternativegirls

[missvonnoxious]

Christmas baking! 🎄Martha Stewarts got nothing on me 😎 #baking #cookies #shortbread #snowballs #haystacks #crack #toffee #chocolate #cherries #walnuts #coconut #christmas #baking #sotired #chickswithtattoos #girlswithtattoos

[missvonnoxious]

I kind of have a thing for pâté, smoked oysters and expensive cheeses.. 😍🧀🍷 #oldladyatheart #food #pâté #cheese #lunch #charcuterie #girlswithtattoos #chickswithtattoos

[missvonnoxious]

​when you have a conversation with yourself and you lose..

@mykierice

[missvonnoxious]

Sweet jebus, it’s all done! Woo! 🙌🏻😍 Thanks babe 😘 @mykierice @goldenaxetattoo #goldenaxetattoo #lndont #medusa #medusatattoo #coverup #coveruptattoo #stomachtattoo #girlswithtattoos #chickswithtattoos