lilac wine

too many war wounds [and] not enough wars.

[yourstrulybeedesousa]

I won’t be there, so it doesn’t really matter.

[missyharold]

And what if you win?

[yourstrulybeedesousa]

Um… what? Why in the hell would you even think that? It’s a plastic fucking crown and it’s a meaningless thing that makes the socs feel superior. I’m honestly disgusted you even thought that.

[missyharold]

Maybe I’ll nominate you. Just for the hell of it.

[yourstrulybeedesousa]

Prom is a waste of time. I’ll be spending that night having some actual fun, no doubt, while you losers stand around a room and do nothing for a few hours.

[missyharold]

Are you mad nobody has nominated you for Prom Queen? Because that’s no reason to have some sort of problem with Prom. 

[akafrancescahollingsworth]

I am not gullible!

[missyharold]

You were just convinced rats could take over the world. 

[missyharold]

text ✉ mama missy

arlene: oh... okay then. yeah! so, when should we go? it should be soon. i'm real excited.

missy: whenever you want.

[akafrancescahollingsworth]

Wait…what? Rats…aren’t going to take over the world…That can’t happen…right? 

[missyharold]

You poor thing. You’re so gullible.

[missyharold]

text ✉ mama missy

arlene: yeah i know it's intense that's why ur coming!! yes, i do, thanks so much missy. i just didn't want him to think we forgot abt him or smth.

missy: i've seen him a few times, he's not getting away from me that easily. but ya, we should definitely go.

[missyharold]

text ✉ mama missy

arlene: so, um, i was thinking about going to visit ben soon? i just wanted to know if you might be interested.

missy: you sure? it's kinda... intense up there. i'll go with if you wanna go, though!

[missyharold]

text ✉ mama missy

arlene: hey... um, i gotta ask you smth.

missy: go for it, kiddo.

[missyharold]

Cats carry a parasite called Toxoplasma that alters the behavior of rodents that not only makes rats want to fuck cats, but it makes the rat vulnerable to the cat seeing as how it isn’t afraid of it, and the cat eats it. Basically cats carry a zombie parasite that makes rats completely lose their fucking cool and I don’t wanna be around when they take over the world. Pass it on.

[immymorenoatyourservice]

Detention for something I didn’t do? How lovely.

[missyharold]

Comes with the territory, little Moreno.

[missyharold]

According to Lana Del Rey, if you’re not drinking, then you’re not living.

[jjonahhaak-deactivated20150704]

I’m beginning to question your credibility. Do you take all of your life tips from Lana Del Rey?

[missyharold]

Yes. Yes, I do, actually.

[missyharold]

Oh, whatever. Live a little, Haak.

[jjonahhaak-deactivated20150704]

What gives you the impression that I’m not living, Harold?

[missyharold]

According to Lana Del Rey, if you're not drinking, then you're not living.

[missyharold]

Are you asking me to take off my pants?

[jjonahhaak-deactivated20150704]

No way, that’d be wildly inappropriate.

[missyharold]

Oh, whatever. Live a little, Haak.

[missyharold]

I’ll put it this way: if you put on my jeans right now, your ass would look better in them than mine does in them.

[jjonahhaak-deactivated20150704]

Care to test that theory?

[missyharold]

Are you asking me to take off my pants?

[missyharold]

Ha! You must have a pretty feminine body from the back. I mean, it can’t have just been the hair. 

[jjonahhaak-deactivated20150704]

Ooh! The insult parade rolls on! My body’s not that feminine, is it?

[missyharold]

I’ll put it this way: if you put on my jeans right now, your ass would look better in them than mine does in them.

[jjonahhaak-deactivated20150704]

So I got catcalled on the way to Discs tonight, and when I turned around the offender seemed very disappointed to find out I’m a guy. Maybe it’s time for a haircut.

[missyharold]

Ha! You must have a pretty feminine body from the back. I mean, it can’t have just been the hair.