Missy's Shenanigans

Flouncing around Sacramento, the rare and beautiful Missy finds pleasure in sobbing over Supernatural, giggling at the Avengers, and jiggles quite enthusiastically when entering thrift stores. She is also Sanguine- confident and bloody.

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

Tumblr would enjoy this I thought

[mostlyjudson]

this is so ridiculous lol. 

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

Two totally different personalities lmao

[aledethanlast]

I don’t think this photo needs any further explanation

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[odpixel]

my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him

[sami-ee-deactivated20170730]

These kittens have been spending too much time with the bunnies 😂

[viivus]

I’m getting more ambitious with my plant witch gifs!

[punziella]

🌟 the new bae 🌟

HAPPY BIRTHDAY eponinethecurious!!

[missyshenanigan]

Unfortunately im missing the 8th plate, but its still pretty cool. #gumboot #chiton #mollusk #natureisweird #Nature #weird

[missyshenanigan]

Chitons have 8 plates, or valves. And their first plate looks like the mold for human dentures. #Nature #natureisweird #mollusk #gumboot #chiton #California #coast #fortbragg #glassbeach

[missyshenanigan]

I am losing my goddamned mind right now.

[missyshenanigan]

Yall... There has been some MAJOR action happening over on my twitter. I tweeted @gracehelbig about my Halloween costume portrayal of her and she favorited it, and I tweeted@Edbegelyjr about one of Grace's videos and he freaking REPLIED to it!!! Aaah! Twitter, you vex and mostly confuse me, but sometimes, youre pretty freaking cool. (And i suppose so are Grace and Mr Ed Begley Jr....you know...)

[missyshenanigan]

Anyone who knew me growing up knows I was pretty amorous. But I sense somethings different in my old age....Heres how I know Ive changed: Tonight I got Chinese take-out. When the delivery boy arrived, i took cursory notice that he was cute, but then I saw the bag he carried. I scooped up the food, exchanged his pen (his was out of ink), and sent him on his merry way. Carine asked of I gave him my number. I said no. And then i thought about it. I was more excited about the food than I was about a potential date.... This is growth.... I think...

[missyshenanigan]

My fortunes tonight. I love them.

[missyshenanigan]

I am laughing so hard right now.

[missyshenanigan]

#Face really does have some of the most fantastic #whiskers. They are so long and luxurious. I have such a handsome boy! #cat #catstagram #instacat #catsofinstagram #babe

[waldnsteiner]

For Gods Sake . Listen to me. dont eat the Halloween whopper . I ate half of one last night and I had 12 consecutive nightmares and missed class and my morning shit was bright green . Don’t eat it

[halloweenwhopper]

I’m sorry, but I don’t see how any of that is my fault. :(

[waldnsteiner]

you wannabe Denny’s ass hyper dyed sandwich look up ‘Halloween whopper green poop’ and you’ll see I’m not alone how did Burger King think jacking the bun with food coloring wouldn’t have consequences I dreamt that I attacked my whole family all night after I ate you you sinister mf my shit is still a biohazard if I snatched a Halloween whopper out of someone’s hand to save them and threw it into the ocean it would probably melt some sea turtles face off its all your failult

[tyleroakley]

[hairless-hugo]

Da baby Wendell Halloween last year

[cryingcryptids-deactivated20181]

Stay away from the light-beds. Stay in the deep.

It is the first thing hatchlings are taught the moment their fans unfurl and they can swim without their parents to buoy them along. It is the first rule, the first law. It is the beginning of every boogey-monster bedtime story told when they settle against the cliffs to sleep.

Castiel should have listened better.

Out of the Deep by riseofthefallenone​