The nature of humanity is that every so often a terrible prime minister decides to trust the daleks again
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Claire Keane
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RMH
Three Goblin Art

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shark vs the universe
$LAYYYTER
One Nice Bug Per Day

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i don't do bad sauce passes
AnasAbdin
hello vonnie

Product Placement
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The nature of humanity is that every so often a terrible prime minister decides to trust the daleks again
Is She Pretty?
Missy x reader (NSFW)
I started off actually thinking about it, but then i derailed into horniness. as you can guess, i didn’t proofread. Based heavily on a horny anon from @isis-astarte-diana
NSFW WARNINGS: Extreme dub-con, violence and blood, knife use, degradation, gagging, fingering. There’s some allusion to thoschei, but not really enough to tag. If any of that makes you uncomfortable, please don’t read. (I’ve written it as reader with a vagina and missy calls you a girl at one point, but if anyone ever wants anything different i’d be more than happy to oblige)
Taglist: (based off my nsfw taglist i made a while ago, so i’ve kept it the same, but since this is more extreme, don’t read if it makes you uncomfortable xx) @psychobitchtess @osterhagen @dykecious @lostshadow12 @thejinxmaster @bitemealiienboy @im-tired-24-7 @sweetlittlesoufflegirl @truthbehindthemysteries @startrekkingaroundasgard @theaussietimelord @findingyouagain
“Doctor!” You shouted out once more, heels aching as you trekked through the sand ridden ghost town in search for the woman that had seemingly abandoned you. “Not gonna let her talk her way outta this,” you mumble, more as a reminder to yourself than anything else, as you lean back against an ally wall. “Doct- “
Tetchy
Summary: “Tetchy tonight, Mandy.” Miranda pushes your buttons. You push back.
Warnings: NSFW. M(iranda)IHOW. (I need a new acronym! Why does everyone’s name have to start with the same letter?) Mildly dub!con, possibly. Knifeplay with bad BDSM etiquette. Violence. Painful sex (at this point, I don’t know if I can not write it). Semi-public sex(?). Name calling. One (1) use of Daddy, but it’s in jest. Very dodgy relationship dynamics, including references to stalking. Also, I make some non-sexual references to peeing, because it’s a stakeout and I think about these things.
Word Count: 3057
NB: It has come to my attention that there is some serious brat erasure in my smut. Can’t have that, can we? Also this is the first time I’ve been able to write a normal human person and I’ve had a lot of fun with the playful dialogue and the swearing. Sorry. And, uh, I’m sticking with darlin’ for Miranda because every single time a Scottish woman has called me darlin’ I have combusted slightly.
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Michelle Gomez | The Flight Attendant
↳ Episode 2: Tell The Truth
while we wait for somebody more talented than me (probably @jyou-no-sonoko19) to remaster and GIF this beautifully, please enjoy in low quality:
the knife
Hurt || Pt.1
Summary: “Missy’d hurt you and she didn’t care. The realization made your blood boil; you were mad at her.”
Warnings: Mild violence??? Reader’s gonna get hurt, not fatally, but it’s there.
Word Count: 1169
A/N: Wow okay so here we are... the first part of this angsty mess. I’m planning three parts for this and everyone will be fineee
In a church abroad
Time Ladies + Fashion
HAHAHAHAHA RIP
It's Soft Missy Hours™️ y'all:
Missy is still in the Vault, and over time you've realized just how touch starved she is. Since you can't be with her all the time, you buy her a weighted blanket. At first she's unsure about it, but she finds it actually does help relieve some of the yearn, and also helps with her anxiety.
She also requests that you spritz some of your perfume on it whenever you come to visit, so that it smells like you đź’ś
the witch’s familiar || 902
I wanted to write today but my head hurts so badly oof
Missy flirting with ladies
THE TIMELESS CHILDREN • 12x10
One Of Those Days
Summary: “I can help you, if you want. Give you something to cry about.” Missy always seems to know exactly what you need.
Warnings: NSFW. Mummy kink. Spanking with a kitchen utensil an implement. Dodgy dynamics. MIHOW.
Word Count: 5499
NB: Hey, so, uh, this is a thing I wrote! You literally asked for this, I wash my hands of it. This is a kink that walks a fine line and I know that, so I’ve done my best to keep it on the side that I think is more-or-less palatable, ie. this is some fluffy smut about a rough day made better by spanking, snuggles, sex and submission. I think a lot of us could go for that every now and again!
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